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cum slap

The act of ejaculating on a sex partner's face, and then delivering a hard open handed slap to that area of the face, with the intention of the fluid splattering over a wider area.

When I cum slapped that girl, my juice got in her eye

by BAMF.com April 26, 2003

MOC

see makeoutclub

by BAMF.com April 8, 2003

cock plow

(V.)the act of a male performing sexual intercourse.

When we walked in, we saw Bill cock plowing Jane.

by BAMF.com April 8, 2003

name dropping

The act of inserting the name of any obscure cultural institution into a conversation in an effort to accelerate the building of rapport with someone, or to make one's self appear to be more important. Typically considered by intelligent people to be a negative habit.

Here is an example of name dropping in context.
"I totally saw this guy I used to work with at the Bright Eyes show last tuesday!"

With the intended response being:
"woah, you listen to Bright Eyes!?"

One more example

"I was getting off the train and my Don Delillo book fell right out of my bag and onto the tracks!!!"

by BAMF.com May 6, 2003

4um kiddie

1. An immature person posting on an internet webboard.
2. Anyone without moderator powers on an internet webboard

The 4um kiddies were irked because the thread about WWE RAW got deleted by the moderators.

by BAMF.com April 8, 2003

dirty netwhore

see netwhore

a netwhore who has an STD

That dirty netwhore gave me genital herpes!

by BAMF.com April 8, 2003

clam farm

A place where the ratio of women to men is extremely high.

see also: cock farm

Trisha's baby shower was a total clam farm.

by BAMF.com April 8, 2003