Gey

When something exceeds being excessively gay.

VERB - "I think she wants to have sex with me, but I don't want to use her."
"..... Dude, totally gey."

NOUN - "I gotta go clean my new white basketball shoes, I'll meet up with you later."
"You're such a fucking gey."

by Balls November 15, 2004

Gourmet

A new term to define girl's asses/dumpers. Verb.

"Man, that girls ass is GOURMET!"
"Dude, get your hands off my girlfriend's gourmet ass."
"I'd like to slip a finger down that girls crack. Gourmet."

by Balls November 15, 2004

Vixxon

green teeth sluts that lie and think they can get any guy that they want(but they cant cuz their ugly little fuckers)

EL is a vixxon

by Balls May 28, 2004

froggy eyes

When a man wears a thong/g-string backwards.

Chris pulled out the 'ole' froggy eyes again; we just couldn't believe it was done at the bank.

by Balls October 29, 2004

vesuvius

When a guy sets fire to his loved-one's pubic hair, just prior to ejaculation, then pulls out and extinguishes the flames with semen before they result in a 'scorched earth' type situation.

Good method of contraception, who really wants to remain inside with a burning bush pressed against their stomach?

Him: Hold on honey, i'll have that out in no time.
Her: AAAAAAAAARGGHHHH AAAAAIIIEEEEE IT BURNS! IT BURNS!

by Balls March 24, 2004

nut suck

n. Proper name given to Chris, describing the explanatory act of sucking on one's nuts, scro, or bag.

Scobie is a flailing nut suck, with your nuts on his mind and his tongue on your nuts.

by Balls December 01, 2004

doggy fizzle

A kid who thinks hes the shit at Halo and Halo 2 but is the complete opposite

Why did Doggy Fizzle just rape himself. I didn't think that was possible in video games.

by Balls December 02, 2004