balec's definitions

andrea

that one grandma that gets thing done

that andrea is so fucking good and getting what she wants and shopping at chanel

by balec November 25, 2021

smocket league

add bourneo 417 to have a great time losing your rank and getting bumped every 3 seconds

i played smocket league with bourneo. he sucks

by balec November 25, 2021

bahabas

that magical place you have never been too

i wish in my 1\2 day life that i was smart enough to visit the bahabas

by balec November 25, 2021

beaner

that ugly cousin you have that just looks like a weiner but somehow will find a way to make ur scrumptious balls go up and away. if u don’t have a beaner it is probably vibing in ur left nut

i saw my big beaner the other day with her friend balec in the bahabas

by balec December 22, 2021

rocket pass

the big thingy that forces u to spend money on things that u shouldn’t

i should probably be putting my savings into my business about condoms yet i found myself buying the fucking rocket pass

by balec December 22, 2021

standrews

the fancy country club ur grandparents belong to and they always just ask u to talk to them but u just want to watch porn so u can’t :(

grandma: welcome to standrews grandson

me: shut up i’m watching lana rhoades

by balec December 23, 2021

pebis

when u search up penis and u misspell it

l bozo ratio

get pebised

i just searched up penis on urban dictionary but for some reason it brought me to the word pebis

i have a big pebis mommy u wanna touch it

of course honey u know it will make my scrumptious balls go up and away

by balec December 23, 2021