andrea

that one grandma that gets thing done

that andrea is so fucking good and getting what she wants and shopping at chanel

by balec November 25, 2021

laughphasexual

when u are attracted to the karen at the dinner table because of the laugh. sounds like a fucking ben shaw whiffing his ass off

*insert dolphin laugh* ong so ducking sexy. wow i’m starting to become laughphasexual

she’s so fucking hot bro no way

by balec December 24, 2021

garropolo

the QB on the 49ers that throws the ball but it lags in the air so he throws a pick

i saw jimmy garropolo in the bedroom with ben shaw and he threw his balls into his anus but it lagged so he missed

jimmy g be throwing more picks than a tiki mask bruh

garropolo is like if a wanker had a seizure while fucking himself

by balec December 23, 2021

rocket pass

the big thingy that forces u to spend money on things that u shouldn’t

i should probably be putting my savings into my business about condoms yet i found myself buying the fucking rocket pass

by balec December 22, 2021

pebis

when u search up penis and u misspell it

l bozo ratio

get pebised

i just searched up penis on urban dictionary but for some reason it brought me to the word pebis

i have a big pebis mommy u wanna touch it

of course honey u know it will make my scrumptious balls go up and away

by balec December 23, 2021

bahabas

that magical place you have never been too

i wish in my 1\2 day life that i was smart enough to visit the bahabas

by balec November 25, 2021

civil rights

something that gingers named aaron dont have maybe one day tho

fight for civil rights but duck the ginger’s

by balec December 23, 2021