candid

when u take a picture of someone eating something creamy

no way he’s eating cum. wait this is a great time for a candid

no way it’s a twinkie *insert orgasm* what a candid

by balec December 24, 2021

balec

a balec is a balec that has to balec

i saw that sexy balec the other day and he made me hard

by balec November 11, 2021

extra ordinary

super normal since your extra ordinary like wtf you’re not different. just go back to ben shaw life and be a legendary prospect that just ate to many cakes at hooters

wow bourneo missed an open net. what an extra ordinary play. he should honestly just kill himself. this is smocket league

by balec December 24, 2021

rocket pass

the big thingy that forces u to spend money on things that u shouldn’t

i should probably be putting my savings into my business about condoms yet i found myself buying the fucking rocket pass

by balec December 22, 2021

laughphasexual

when u are attracted to the karen at the dinner table because of the laugh. sounds like a fucking ben shaw whiffing his ass off

*insert dolphin laugh* ong so ducking sexy. wow i’m starting to become laughphasexual

she’s so fucking hot bro no way

by balec December 24, 2021

standrews

the fancy country club ur grandparents belong to and they always just ask u to talk to them but u just want to watch porn so u can’t :(

grandma: welcome to standrews grandson

me: shut up i’m watching lana rhoades

by balec December 23, 2021

smocket league

add bourneo 417 to have a great time losing your rank and getting bumped every 3 seconds

i played smocket league with bourneo. he sucks

by balec November 25, 2021