by balec November 25, 2021
no way he’s eating cum. wait this is a great time for a candid
no way it’s a twinkie *insert orgasm* what a candid
no way it’s a twinkie *insert orgasm* what a candid
by balec December 24, 2021
a balec is a balec that has to balec
by balec November 11, 2021
when u get an erection from getting a victory royale that a fart comes out
for example i get 12 kills and a win but then some sticky stuff comes out and that’s called a fartnite
for example i get 12 kills and a win but then some sticky stuff comes out and that’s called a fartnite
OHHHHHH NO WAY I JUST KILLED NINJA! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH *ejaculation*
oop guess i just pulled a fartnite
oop guess i just pulled a fartnite
by balec December 24, 2021
the last name of the fat kid on your baseball team
or
the legendary prospect that has a dog that’s grows faster than the distance of his swing
or
the legendary prospect that has a dog that’s grows faster than the distance of his swing
oh no strike 4 shaw down on strikes
“i will tell u joe, this shaw kid is something else”
not in a good way tho
“i will tell u joe, this shaw kid is something else”
not in a good way tho
by balec December 24, 2021
i saw jimmy garropolo in the bedroom with ben shaw and he threw his balls into his anus but it lagged so he missed
jimmy g be throwing more picks than a tiki mask bruh
garropolo is like if a wanker had a seizure while fucking himself
jimmy g be throwing more picks than a tiki mask bruh
garropolo is like if a wanker had a seizure while fucking himself
by balec December 24, 2021
i just searched up penis on urban dictionary but for some reason it brought me to the word pebis
i have a big pebis mommy u wanna touch it
of course honey u know it will make my scrumptious balls go up and away
i have a big pebis mommy u wanna touch it
of course honey u know it will make my scrumptious balls go up and away
by balec December 23, 2021