balec's definitions

fartnite

when u get an erection from getting a victory royale that a fart comes out

for example i get 12 kills and a win but then some sticky stuff comes out and that’s called a fartnite

OHHHHHH NO WAY I JUST KILLED NINJA! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH *ejaculation*

oop guess i just pulled a fartnite

by balec December 23, 2021

rocket pass

the big thingy that forces u to spend money on things that u shouldn’t

i should probably be putting my savings into my business about condoms yet i found myself buying the fucking rocket pass

by balec December 22, 2021

balec

a balec is a balec that has to balec

i saw that sexy balec the other day and he made me hard

by balec November 11, 2021

garropolo

the QB on the 49ers that throws the ball but it lags in the air so he throws a pick

i saw jimmy garropolo in the bedroom with ben shaw and he threw his balls into his anus but it lagged so he missed

jimmy g be throwing more picks than a tiki mask bruh

garropolo is like if a wanker had a seizure while fucking himself

by balec December 23, 2021

andrea

that one grandma that gets thing done

that andrea is so fucking good and getting what she wants and shopping at chanel

by balec November 25, 2021

laughphasexual

when u are attracted to the karen at the dinner table because of the laugh. sounds like a fucking ben shaw whiffing his ass off

*insert dolphin laugh* ong so ducking sexy. wow i’m starting to become laughphasexual

she’s so fucking hot bro no way

by balec December 24, 2021

extra ordinary

super normal since your extra ordinary like wtf you’re not different. just go back to ben shaw life and be a legendary prospect that just ate to many cakes at hooters

wow bourneo missed an open net. what an extra ordinary play. he should honestly just kill himself. this is smocket league

by balec December 23, 2021