bald freddie mercury 's definitions

Fatherfucker

This word is usually used when a child wants to have sexual intercourse with their father.

homosexual kid: my dad is so hot I wanna make love to him
father: Piss off you fatherfucker.

by bald freddie mercury December 1, 2023

Jenny Tits McGee

A woman who's tits are perfect and round.

Mrs Lawrence: I love Jenny Tits McGee her tits are so nice

by bald freddie mercury December 1, 2023

What will I be doing in 20 years time? I’ll be dead, darling! Are you crazy?

A beautiful quote by Freddie Mercury. This quote is so powerful, it can bring a tear to a man’s eyes.

“What will I be doing in 20 years time? I’ll be dead, darling! Are you crazy?” - Freddie Mercury (1946-1991)

by bald freddie mercury February 11, 2023

Redneck Pablo

A humble working-class white man.

Black lower-class person: He’s such a Redneck Pablo.

by bald freddie mercury January 5, 2022

Bo Burnham

A sexually attractive man who writes songs about the reality.

“Welcome to the internet, hold on to your socks, cause a random guy just kindly sent you photos of his cock, they’re grainy and off-putting, he just sent you more, don’t act surprised, you know you like it, you whore.” - Bo Burnham

by bald freddie mercury December 17, 2021

Farmer Nicks Big Dick

His dick is very big

Farmer Nicks Big Dick is very big

by bald freddie mercury December 1, 2023

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When YouTubers film at 3am

OMG ITS 3 AM OMG OMG OMG WHERE'D THAT CUP OF COFFE COME FROM OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG!!!!1!11!!1one!!1!!

by bald freddie mercury January 7, 2022