Definitions by bald freddie mercury

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Freddie Mercury

There’s only one gay

gay by bald freddie mercury February 6, 2024

Farmer Nicks Big Dick 

His dick is very big

Farmer Nicks Big Dick is very big

Farmer Nicks Big Dick by bald freddie mercury December 1, 2023

Jenny Tits McGee

A woman who's tits are perfect and round.

Mrs Lawrence: I love Jenny Tits McGee her tits are so nice

Jenny Tits McGee by bald freddie mercury December 1, 2023

Fatherfucker

This word is usually used when a child wants to have sexual intercourse with their father.

homosexual kid: my dad is so hot I wanna make love to him
father: Piss off you fatherfucker.

Fatherfucker by bald freddie mercury December 1, 2023

What will I be doing in 20 years time? I’ll be dead, darling! Are you crazy? 

A beautiful quote by Freddie Mercury. This quote is so powerful, it can bring a tear to a man’s eyes.

“What will I be doing in 20 years time? I’ll be dead, darling! Are you crazy?” - Freddie Mercury (1946-1991)

What will I be doing in 20 years time? I’ll be dead, darling! Are you crazy? by bald freddie mercury February 11, 2023

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When YouTubers film at 3am

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OMG ITS 3 AM OMG OMG OMG WHERE'D THAT CUP OF COFFE COME FROM OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG!!!!1!11!!1one!!1!! by bald freddie mercury January 7, 2022

Redneck Pablo

A humble working-class white man.

Black lower-class person: He’s such a Redneck Pablo.

Redneck Pablo by bald freddie mercury January 5, 2022