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1) an amalgamation of the terms preposterous and postulate used to describe an absurd claim or assumption.
2) an adjective describing a predated postulate or principle
2) an adjective describing a predated postulate or principle
person A: "That girl's so innocent, she must be a virgin."
person B: "That's prepostulatious!"
person A: "I firmly believe the Republicans will win the next election."
person B: "Man, that's totally prepostulatious!"
person A: "Did you know the Earth is flat?"
person B: "What the hell are you smoking man? That's totally prepostulatious."
person B: "That's prepostulatious!"
person A: "I firmly believe the Republicans will win the next election."
person B: "Man, that's totally prepostulatious!"
person A: "Did you know the Earth is flat?"
person B: "What the hell are you smoking man? That's totally prepostulatious."
by balbir January 22, 2008
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An adjective used to describe something unusually exceptional coming from one's own or another's pants.
by balbir January 12, 2008
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by balbir September 20, 2007
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An onomatopoetic phrase stated out loud when one has a boner.
Typically, the second 'bump' is stated with higher inflection, and the volume of the phrase is representative on how raging the boner is.
The phrase can also be used in general situations of extreme happiness.
Typically, the second 'bump' is stated with higher inflection, and the volume of the phrase is representative on how raging the boner is.
The phrase can also be used in general situations of extreme happiness.
After seeing a tall blonde girl with huge tits walk past you while sitting on the park bench with a couple of buddies: "bump bump"
"Hey bro, I just saw that hot ging at that party, and I totally bump bumped."
"Tiger Woods just won the tournament, our douchebag varsity golf roommate Patrick probably just bump bumped."
"Hey bro, I just saw that hot ging at that party, and I totally bump bumped."
"Tiger Woods just won the tournament, our douchebag varsity golf roommate Patrick probably just bump bumped."
by balbir December 06, 2011
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Short form for cum goggles, or specifically referring to dark thick rimmed glasses with large frames, such as those often worn by hipsters or blonde girls with large faces.
If questioned by the wearer of CGs on what the acronym stands for, they refer to cool glasses. This results in hilarious moments when they self-refer to their glasses as CGs.
If questioned by the wearer of CGs on what the acronym stands for, they refer to cool glasses. This results in hilarious moments when they self-refer to their glasses as CGs.
"Your shitty feminist ex had the biggest CGs, did you ever bust your load on them"
"Hey buddy, did you just call my new hip glasses CGs?" "Yeah man, cool glasses!"
"Hey buddy, did you just call my new hip glasses CGs?" "Yeah man, cool glasses!"
by balbir October 23, 2013
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A derogatory term used for a 'dusty' guy, usually one lacking any wheels, or is just in general, someone who is very uncool.
This is a thinly concealed racist term, deriving from "Choc," a slang term for a black person.
This is a thinly concealed racist term, deriving from "Choc," a slang term for a black person.
"Adrianna's dating a complete chalk, you can definitely outwheel him."
"Look at those dusty chalks at the club hitting on those girls."
"Popped collar? What a chalk!
"Look at those dusty chalks at the club hitting on those girls."
"Popped collar? What a chalk!
by balbir December 06, 2011
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Semen, cum, jizz.
A slang term, originating from the Jamiacan/West Indian slang for a gay man "batty boy," perhaps originating with the misbelief that homosexuals often wash each other in their own semen.
Also spelt: "botti wash" or "bati wash"
A slang term, originating from the Jamiacan/West Indian slang for a gay man "batty boy," perhaps originating with the misbelief that homosexuals often wash each other in their own semen.
Also spelt: "botti wash" or "bati wash"
"What's that white stain on your pants Dan? It looks like you didn't clean up your batty wash."
"I'm going to spray you with my batty wash, Seana!"
"Fuck you Dhruvin, I know you just masturbated, you better clean that batty wash off of your hands before you touch me"
"I'm going to spray you with my batty wash, Seana!"
"Fuck you Dhruvin, I know you just masturbated, you better clean that batty wash off of your hands before you touch me"
by balbir December 06, 2011
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