chalk

A derogatory term used for a 'dusty' guy, usually one lacking any wheels, or is just in general, someone who is very uncool.

This is a thinly concealed racist term, deriving from "Choc," a slang term for a black person.
"Adrianna's dating a complete chalk, you can definitely outwheel him."

"Look at those dusty chalks at the club hitting on those girls."

"Popped collar? What a chalk!
by balbir December 06, 2011
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SMP

Stands for "suck my pussy," derived from one of Sophitia's special grab move in Soul Calibur III, where she takes her opponent's head, puts it between her legs and jumps on the ground jamming her crotch in their face at high velocity. First stated by an intense brown gamer when he was losing in frustration to a stupid white guy, where he rejoiced "suck my pussy" when he won.

Now, SMP is used as the short form, synonymous to Feel It.
Want to face me in Soul Calibur? Get ready to Suck My Pussy!

While I was wrestling Michael, I SMPed that bitch.
by balbir December 15, 2009
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ultra boost

exceedingly cool, in terms of a person or an event.
"see that dude over there, he's ultra boost."
"that party last night was ultra boost!"
by balbir October 05, 2007
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bosh

a verb implying one was joking or joshing about the previous statement, usually said when you were messing with someone's mind.
"Dude, that's girl totally into you." "Really?" "Naw.. I'm just boshing ya."

"Did you study for the big test today?" "What!? We've got a test?" "Serious, not even boshing man."
by balbir January 22, 2008
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prepostulatious

1) an amalgamation of the terms preposterous and postulate used to describe an absurd claim or assumption.

2) an adjective describing a predated postulate or principle
person A: "That girl's so innocent, she must be a virgin."
person B: "That's prepostulatious!"

person A: "I firmly believe the Republicans will win the next election."
person B: "Man, that's totally prepostulatious!"

person A: "Did you know the Earth is flat?"
person B: "What the hell are you smoking man? That's totally prepostulatious."
by balbir January 22, 2008
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batty wash

Semen, cum, jizz.

A slang term, originating from the Jamiacan/West Indian slang for a gay man "batty boy," perhaps originating with the misbelief that homosexuals often wash each other in their own semen.

Also spelt: "botti wash" or "bati wash"
"What's that white stain on your pants Dan? It looks like you didn't clean up your batty wash."

"I'm going to spray you with my batty wash, Seana!"

"Fuck you Dhruvin, I know you just masturbated, you better clean that batty wash off of your hands before you touch me"
by balbir December 07, 2011
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pantastic

An adjective used to describe something unusually exceptional coming from one's own or another's pants.
(Commenting on a granola bar sitting in one's pants pocket for an entire day) "mmm. Pantastic!"
by balbir January 17, 2008
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