balbir's definitions

shop

Short term for the chess piece bishop. Often used as part of an exclamation for a bishop sacrifice.

An onlooker surprised by a bishop sacrifice may exclaim,
"You gave him your 'shop!?"

by balbir October 5, 2007

tough

when a situation is particularly inferior, or is not suitable. used as a one word expression

A) Those two broke up.
B) "Tough."

A) We've got a quiz today
B) Tough

by balbir October 3, 2007

chalk

A derogatory term used for a 'dusty' guy, usually one lacking any wheels, or is just in general, someone who is very uncool.

This is a thinly concealed racist term, deriving from "Choc," a slang term for a black person.

"Adrianna's dating a complete chalk, you can definitely outwheel him."

"Look at those dusty chalks at the club hitting on those girls."

"Popped collar? What a chalk!

by balbir December 6, 2011

SMP

Stands for "suck my pussy," derived from one of Sophitia's special grab move in Soul Calibur III, where she takes her opponent's head, puts it between her legs and jumps on the ground jamming her crotch in their face at high velocity. First stated by an intense brown gamer when he was losing in frustration to a stupid white guy, where he rejoiced "suck my pussy" when he won.

Now, SMP is used as the short form, synonymous to Feel It.

Want to face me in Soul Calibur? Get ready to Suck My Pussy!

While I was wrestling Michael, I SMPed that bitch.

by balbir December 15, 2009

bosh

a verb implying one was joking or joshing about the previous statement, usually said when you were messing with someone's mind.

"Dude, that's girl totally into you." "Really?" "Naw.. I'm just boshing ya."

"Did you study for the big test today?" "What!? We've got a test?" "Serious, not even boshing man."

by balbir January 22, 2008

ultra boost

exceedingly cool, in terms of a person or an event.

"see that dude over there, he's ultra boost."
"that party last night was ultra boost!"

by balbir October 5, 2007