not boost

synonymous to not cool. can be used to describe a person or an event.

"that girl stole my chicken.. not boost"
"i fell down that hill, not boost"

by balbir October 05, 2007

momther

A slang term for a mother, often used to annoy one's mother.

"Hey momther, can I have some milk?"

by balbir October 03, 2007

bump bump

An onomatopoetic phrase stated out loud when one has a boner.

Typically, the second 'bump' is stated with higher inflection, and the volume of the phrase is representative on how raging the boner is.

The phrase can also be used in general situations of extreme happiness.

After seeing a tall blonde girl with huge tits walk past you while sitting on the park bench with a couple of buddies: "bump bump"

"Hey bro, I just saw that hot ging at that party, and I totally bump bumped."

"Tiger Woods just won the tournament, our douchebag varsity golf roommate Patrick probably just bump bumped."

by balbir December 07, 2011

feel it

what you say when someone gets told, usually used in reference when a girl does something stupid.

"pat, i just made out with your sister, feel it!"

you just fucked taras and got a STD, feel it!

by balbir December 12, 2009

CG

Short form for cum goggles, or specifically referring to dark thick rimmed glasses with large frames, such as those often worn by hipsters or blonde girls with large faces.

If questioned by the wearer of CGs on what the acronym stands for, they refer to cool glasses. This results in hilarious moments when they self-refer to their glasses as CGs.

"Your shitty feminist ex had the biggest CGs, did you ever bust your load on them"

"Hey buddy, did you just call my new hip glasses CGs?" "Yeah man, cool glasses!"

by balbir October 23, 2013

shop

Short term for the chess piece bishop. Often used as part of an exclamation for a bishop sacrifice.

An onlooker surprised by a bishop sacrifice may exclaim,
"You gave him your 'shop!?"

by balbir October 05, 2007