Jurassic Park

The best American movie ever made. (There are other movies which are foreign that are slightly better)
If you don't like Jurassic Park, then you will die a virgin.
by Balano May 03, 2003
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spanese

Being of latin and asian descent. Believe it or not, many Filipinos are Spanese. I've never heard anyone else say this word. Infact, my Spanese friend, David, invented the word to describe himself.
Me: You're Mexasian.
David: No, I'm Spanese.
by Balano June 06, 2005
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kunt

A warm and pleasant place where any and all males of the human race can find sanctuary. These places can be found on any attractive woman.
After a long cold day's work, I came home and snuggled up in my wife's kunt; only, my whole body wasn't in it, just my cock.
by Balano May 03, 2003
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vagina tarp

Any article of clothing worn by a human female who is of sexual maturity.
by Balano December 01, 2004
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Mayra

(I was just about to put the same definition!! Who are you, Mayra?)
The singlehandedly most attractive girl in high school. There is no guy who can't stop looking at her. But these guys don't wanna bang her like a rag doll. This Mayra manages to be so perfect, that every guy respects her just from looking at her perfection.
Holy shit, Mayra is so perfect that I didn't even need to get an erection!
by Balano May 03, 2003
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prit

"prits" - plural
An undefined unit of prettiness.
"She's got the prits" = "She's pretty"
by balano April 11, 2009
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pecker

A skinny guy that has a small dick or no dick at all.
Pecker!
by Balano May 03, 2003
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