balano's definitions

calmela

Spanish-Mexican slang which means to "calm down".
In proper Spanish grammar, it literally means "calm her down". But it can be used to mean to calm anything down.

Say there is an argument, but one person is calm while the other is talking loud. The calm person will say "Calmela!".

by Balano November 17, 2004

vagina tarp

Any article of clothing worn by a human female who is of sexual maturity.

Victoria's Secret is a vagina tarp outlet.

by Balano December 1, 2004

marshmallow DNA

Any set of breasts that are pleasant for whatever reason. Whether the person using the word likes large breasts, small ones, jiggly ones, bouncy ones, etc... It is simply a word used by a person who sees a set of breasts they like to indicate to someone what they are seeing.

Hey Andy, marshmallow DNA.

by Balano December 4, 2004

Point Blank

The closest distance between safety and danger. The closest distance between good and bad. The closest distance between life and death.

The thief held the gun to the cashier's head at point blank.

by Balano April 26, 2003

slice

An attractive woman. Any sexy female.

I went to the galleries and checked out the slice archive.

by Balano May 3, 2003

fubu

A guy who admires and wishes to become of African origin. In lamens' terms: A wannabe black guy.

That white fucker is a FUBU.

by Balano May 3, 2003

kunt

A warm and pleasant place where any and all males of the human race can find sanctuary. These places can be found on any attractive woman.

After a long cold day's work, I came home and snuggled up in my wife's kunt; only, my whole body wasn't in it, just my cock.

by Balano May 3, 2003