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Point Blank

The closest distance between safety and danger. The closest distance between good and bad. The closest distance between life and death.
The thief held the gun to the cashier's head at point blank.
by Balano April 26, 2003
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fuck ass

A funny insult used in the movie "Donnie Darko".
"You know you're a fuck ass!"
-Donnie Darko (Jake Guyllenhal; however you spell that fucker's name)
by Balano September 27, 2003
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Mayra

(I was just about to put the same definition!! Who are you, Mayra?)
The singlehandedly most attractive girl in high school. There is no guy who can't stop looking at her. But these guys don't wanna bang her like a rag doll. This Mayra manages to be so perfect, that every guy respects her just from looking at her perfection.
Holy shit, Mayra is so perfect that I didn't even need to get an erection!
by Balano May 3, 2003
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marshmallow DNA

Any set of breasts that are pleasant for whatever reason. Whether the person using the word likes large breasts, small ones, jiggly ones, bouncy ones, etc... It is simply a word used by a person who sees a set of breasts they like to indicate to someone what they are seeing.
by Balano December 4, 2004
mugGet the marshmallow DNAmug.

Janeth

1. The most powerful goddess; ruling over all gods as well.
2. The most beautiful and caring and intelligent and sexy and perfect female who does not strike an image in a man's head that he wants to have sex with her, but instead he wants to marry her at first sight.
Example for definitions 1 and 2: God damn! Janeth is, well... Janeth!
by Balano May 11, 2003
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prit

"prits" - plural
An undefined unit of prettiness.
"She's got the prits" = "She's pretty"
by balano April 11, 2009
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vagina tarp

Any article of clothing worn by a human female who is of sexual maturity.
by Balano December 1, 2004
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