balano's definitions

kunt

A warm and pleasant place where any and all males of the human race can find sanctuary. These places can be found on any attractive woman.

After a long cold day's work, I came home and snuggled up in my wife's kunt; only, my whole body wasn't in it, just my cock.

by Balano May 3, 2003

Mayra

(I was just about to put the same definition!! Who are you, Mayra?)
The singlehandedly most attractive girl in high school. There is no guy who can't stop looking at her. But these guys don't wanna bang her like a rag doll. This Mayra manages to be so perfect, that every guy respects her just from looking at her perfection.

Holy shit, Mayra is so perfect that I didn't even need to get an erection!

by Balano May 3, 2003

Jurassic Park

The best American movie ever made. (There are other movies which are foreign that are slightly better)

If you don't like Jurassic Park, then you will die a virgin.

by Balano May 3, 2003

pecker

A skinny guy that has a small dick or no dick at all.

Pecker!

by Balano May 3, 2003

Point Blank

The closest distance between safety and danger. The closest distance between good and bad. The closest distance between life and death.

The thief held the gun to the cashier's head at point blank.

by Balano April 26, 2003