calmela

Spanish-Mexican slang which means to "calm down".
In proper Spanish grammar, it literally means "calm her down". But it can be used to mean to calm anything down.
Say there is an argument, but one person is calm while the other is talking loud. The calm person will say "Calmela!".
by Balano November 18, 2004
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marshmallow DNA

Any set of breasts that are pleasant for whatever reason. Whether the person using the word likes large breasts, small ones, jiggly ones, bouncy ones, etc... It is simply a word used by a person who sees a set of breasts they like to indicate to someone what they are seeing.
Hey Andy, marshmallow DNA.
by Balano December 04, 2004
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kunt

A warm and pleasant place where any and all males of the human race can find sanctuary. These places can be found on any attractive woman.
After a long cold day's work, I came home and snuggled up in my wife's kunt; only, my whole body wasn't in it, just my cock.
by Balano May 03, 2003
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vagina tarp

Any article of clothing worn by a human female who is of sexual maturity.
Victoria's Secret is a vagina tarp outlet.
by Balano December 01, 2004
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pecker

A skinny guy that has a small dick or no dick at all.
by Balano May 03, 2003
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