badback9's definitions

assmass

someone who has an incredibly large ass....a huge booty shaker, more ass than person

Her assmass is beyond calculation!

by badback9 October 30, 2011

Tardissist

an extremely dense narcissist

"why on earth would the Eagles allow Shady McCoy to go to the Bills, and then sign D Murray...McCoy fits their system perfectly!"

"Head Coach is a tardissist"

by badback9 March 12, 2015

Starbucked-up

A wired and out of control person

D $ :"those refs blew it on Monday night football...cant believe thay gave that TD to the Seahawks!"

Young E: " you think those replacement refs wanted to deal with 60,000 tree-hugging, Starbucked-up maniacs? I'd cave too!"

by badback9 September 25, 2012

lagarunth

A huge dog. A big ass dog, a dog you can ride...like a horse...

"Chuck, check out that huge dog over there...the owners put a saddle on it!"

chuck: "lagarunth!"

by badback9 December 28, 2007

beefy barker

a huge line of coke...thick and long line of the white lady...

Cat Daddy: "did you see that beefy barker that milt just snarfed up?"

Hildork: "milts a legend!"

by badback9 November 4, 2007

goof

a person, place or thing that is awesome, incredible, outstanding, fantastic, strong, sweet!

saw it yesterday....thing is stupid GOOF bro!

by badback9 August 1, 2011

planned obsession

When a large corporation plans a products availability to the market by the obsessive nature of their customers.

"Did you see the line of zombies at the apple store at 3 am yesterday? Guess they are waiting for the iPhone t1000"

"Planned obsession at its worst"

by badback9 September 20, 2013