backwards_cones's definitions

iready diagnostic

true hell worse than having a 3 month surgery

teacher: hey time to do iready diagnostic
students: hey iready is already bad iready diagnostic is worse :(((((((

a few years later

student 1: i got a score of 1
student 2: not bad i got a score of 0.9
the annoying nerd: haha losers i got 30
class: SHUT UP NO ONE WANTS YOUR BRAGGING

by backwards_cones March 4, 2021

harry pottery

dumbbell-door asked c a l m l y

teacher: lets do pottery
person 1: normal
person 2: makes harry potter but his body is a vase
person 3: harry pottery!!111

by backwards_cones March 3, 2021

wsxdrfvgy

Congratulations you just made a W on the keyboard starting from the letter W to the letter Y. Are you bored? Get some antiboredness pills ok?

person: wsxdrfvgy
person 2: dude you just made a w starting from the letter w
person: wait i did cool i was just bored

by backwards_cones March 3, 2021

literally empty

when you have literally nothing left with a literal literally on the side of verbs

literally its everywhere

wanna know why i created this because i want a literally empty mug for my dad jose

by backwards_cones March 3, 2021

stenks

Oh no the stonks market is down this stinks

worker: hey we are booming with company!!
worker 2: yeh
stonks man: oh noes stonks market is crashing
worker: can we call it stenks now

by backwards_cones March 2, 2021

caught in 4k

if you click on this the goverment will track your cookies. CAUGHT IN 4K LOL NOOB

guy: hey wanna see a 4k dolby ultra hd video of big booties
another guy: ok
guy clicks on play
another guy films another guy and 4k video
another guy: CAUGHT IN 4K

by backwards_cones March 4, 2021

discord forced pfp

"jokes on you im into that s***"

either you didn't ping so you can (accidentally) get that pfp or likewise (good) it actually sucks to get a forced pfp
my discord server had a sh** load of those and they even have a template and they always ping ME for some reason

-pings-
-guy looks at it 1 minute later-
guy: dude why this cringe now i have to change my p- oh my god

few minutes later..

someone: haha noob look at your crap pfp
someone 2: LOL IMAGINE
someone 3: xdddddddddddd

in dms
random dude: you have a discord forced pfp?
guy: yes
random dude: here have a pass so you can change your pfp to anythign
guy: thanks

the cycle starts again

by backwards_cones March 4, 2021