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old mcdonalds had a farm
e i a e i a o a o e
mcdonalds kidnapped him and hes now ready for a special time meal
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with a chop chop here with a chop chop there
fry them serve them in a dish then enjoy-y-y
there is no living remnants of old mcdonalds body left!
e i a e i a o a o e
e i a e i a o a o e
mcdonalds kidnapped him and hes now ready for a special time meal
e i a e i a o a o e
with a chop chop here with a chop chop there
fry them serve them in a dish then enjoy-y-y
there is no living remnants of old mcdonalds body left!
e i a e i a o a o e
waiter: here's your mcdonald special meal
person 1: this tastes like brain muscles and living flesh
person 2: yeah wonder why its so weird
waiter: they dont know its the old mcdonalds had a farm special eheh
person 1: this tastes like brain muscles and living flesh
person 2: yeah wonder why its so weird
waiter: they dont know its the old mcdonalds had a farm special eheh
by backwards_cones March 3, 2021
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teacher: lets do pottery
person 1: normal
person 2: makes harry potter but his body is a vase
person 3: harry pottery!!111
person 1: normal
person 2: makes harry potter but his body is a vase
person 3: harry pottery!!111
by backwards_cones March 3, 2021
Get the harry pottery mug.backwards: haha time to look at urban dictionary because im so bored- AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH OH NO NOT THESE MOBILE GAME ADS AAAAAHHHHH NOW I SEE SEX WTF AAAAAAAAHHHHHHH GET ME OUT GET ME OUT
person 1: wtf why are you making a racke- OH EXIT THE PAGE
backwards: NO THIS IS THE ONLY POINT OF THE CURE OF BOREDOM RIGHT HERE AND RIGHT NOW
person 1: WHY THE HELL WOULD YOU WANNA SEE THESE TYPES OF ADS THAT ARE IN URBAN DICTIONARY THEY'RE LITERALLY INAPPROPRIATE
backwards: good point let's make a word and an imaginary person as an example
person 1 gets thanos snapp'd
did i just break the 4th wall even tho this is not a movie
person 1: wtf why are you making a racke- OH EXIT THE PAGE
backwards: NO THIS IS THE ONLY POINT OF THE CURE OF BOREDOM RIGHT HERE AND RIGHT NOW
person 1: WHY THE HELL WOULD YOU WANNA SEE THESE TYPES OF ADS THAT ARE IN URBAN DICTIONARY THEY'RE LITERALLY INAPPROPRIATE
backwards: good point let's make a word and an imaginary person as an example
person 1 gets thanos snapp'd
did i just break the 4th wall even tho this is not a movie
by backwards_cones March 3, 2021
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you're a godsend. you searched up the entirety of the typical keyboard, then you did it backwards, then you did it upside down, upside down backwards, then you searched up the alphabet, then the alphabet backwards, then you did it from the left side of the keyboard to the right side of the keyboard, then you searched up the right side of the keyboard to the left side of the keyboard.
how the heck did you do that
you're a godsend. you searched up the entirety of the typical keyboard, then you did it backwards, then you did it upside down, upside down backwards, then you searched up the alphabet, then the alphabet backwards, then you did it from the left side of the keyboard to the right side of the keyboard, then you searched up the right side of the keyboard to the left side of the keyboard.
how the heck did you do that
person 1: im bored ima searched up qwertyuiop
person 2: nah do qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm
person 3: noobs do abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz
person 4: my dudes be rollin but i do zyxwvutsrqponmlkjihgfedcba
person 5: amateurs. BEHOLD QWERTYUIOPASDFGHJKLZXCVBNMMNBVCXZLKJHGFDSAPOIUYTREWQ
person 6: you say everyone is amateurs but I HAVE ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZZYXWVUTSRQPONMLKJIHGFEDCBA
person 7: haha.. I HAVE QAZWSXEDCRFVTGBYHNUJMIKOLP
person 8: PLOKMIJNUHBYGVTFCRDXESZWAQ
person 9: QAZWSXEDCRFVTGBYHNUJMIKOLPPLOKMIJNUHBYGVTFCRDXESZWAQ
person 10: hehe i am the SUPREME. I HAVE QWERTYUIOPASDFGHJKLZXCVBNMMNBVCXZLKJHGFDSAPOIUYTREWQABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZZYXWVUTSRQPONMLKJIHGFEDCBA!
person 11: I AM THE ALMIGHTY I HAVE QWERTYUIOPASDFGHJKLZXCVBNMMNBVCXZLKJHGFDSAPOIUYTREWQQAZWSXEDCRFVTGBYHNUJMIKOLPPLOKMIJNUHBYGVTFCRDXESZWAQ!
you: MUAHAHAHA I SEARCHED UP THIS BECAUSE I WAS LITERALLY DYING FROM BOREDOM. BEHOLD QWERTYUIOPASDFGHJKLZXCVBNMMNBVCXZLKJHGFDSAPOIUYTREWQLKJHGFDSAMNBVCXZABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZZYXWVUTSRQPONMLKJIHGFEDCBAQAZWSXEDCRFVTGBYHNUJMIKOLPPLOKMIJNUHBYGVTFCRDXESZWAQ!
everyone: WHAT THE HELL
people 1 2 3 and 4: *dies*
person 2: nah do qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm
person 3: noobs do abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz
person 4: my dudes be rollin but i do zyxwvutsrqponmlkjihgfedcba
person 5: amateurs. BEHOLD QWERTYUIOPASDFGHJKLZXCVBNMMNBVCXZLKJHGFDSAPOIUYTREWQ
person 6: you say everyone is amateurs but I HAVE ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZZYXWVUTSRQPONMLKJIHGFEDCBA
person 7: haha.. I HAVE QAZWSXEDCRFVTGBYHNUJMIKOLP
person 8: PLOKMIJNUHBYGVTFCRDXESZWAQ
person 9: QAZWSXEDCRFVTGBYHNUJMIKOLPPLOKMIJNUHBYGVTFCRDXESZWAQ
person 10: hehe i am the SUPREME. I HAVE QWERTYUIOPASDFGHJKLZXCVBNMMNBVCXZLKJHGFDSAPOIUYTREWQABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZZYXWVUTSRQPONMLKJIHGFEDCBA!
person 11: I AM THE ALMIGHTY I HAVE QWERTYUIOPASDFGHJKLZXCVBNMMNBVCXZLKJHGFDSAPOIUYTREWQQAZWSXEDCRFVTGBYHNUJMIKOLPPLOKMIJNUHBYGVTFCRDXESZWAQ!
you: MUAHAHAHA I SEARCHED UP THIS BECAUSE I WAS LITERALLY DYING FROM BOREDOM. BEHOLD QWERTYUIOPASDFGHJKLZXCVBNMMNBVCXZLKJHGFDSAPOIUYTREWQLKJHGFDSAMNBVCXZABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZZYXWVUTSRQPONMLKJIHGFEDCBAQAZWSXEDCRFVTGBYHNUJMIKOLPPLOKMIJNUHBYGVTFCRDXESZWAQ!
everyone: WHAT THE HELL
people 1 2 3 and 4: *dies*
by backwards_cones March 2, 2021
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worker 2: yeh
stonks man: oh noes stonks market is crashing
worker: can we call it stenks now
worker 2: yeh
stonks man: oh noes stonks market is crashing
worker: can we call it stenks now
by backwards_cones March 2, 2021
Get the stenks mug.1. The types of people who make me have no other choice but to obey them because I can't "make my own decisions".
2. People who think they own me and persuade me to everything they do is right and us teens know what is wrong and right.
3. People who tell me to do my work but when I get like 1 page undone in this book or that packet they scold me for being a total faliure and completely demotivate me, the cycle never ends until i turn 18 and im probably gonna be a hobo by now
4. People who be nice to my friends parents or my friends alone but when it comes to me they're a total monster
5. People who take away something that I need, not video games but my entire lunch/dinner.
2. People who think they own me and persuade me to everything they do is right and us teens know what is wrong and right.
3. People who tell me to do my work but when I get like 1 page undone in this book or that packet they scold me for being a total faliure and completely demotivate me, the cycle never ends until i turn 18 and im probably gonna be a hobo by now
4. People who be nice to my friends parents or my friends alone but when it comes to me they're a total monster
5. People who take away something that I need, not video games but my entire lunch/dinner.
Friend: hey can i have candy can please
Mom: yeah sure!!
Child: can i have an eighth of his candy can please?
Mom: NO REMEMBER YOU HAVE 40 MATH PAGES TO DO
Child: But that's too much work for a 6th gr-
Mom: NO SHUT UP EITHER YOU DO 80 PAGES OR YOU GET GROUNDED
Friend: too much wor-
Mom: Oh ok let's decrease it to 79
Child: hey can i have a quarter i need it to buy a ruler from a guy over there
Dad: Oh that guy? HE'S UNTRUSTABLE KID UR GROUNDED
Friend: hey can i have a dollar to buy gummy worms from a guy over there
Dad: Here take 100 dollars
Child: I hate parents
Mom and Dad: S P A N K
Friend: I hate everyone in the world and im gonna slaughter them one by one
Mom and Dad: oh ok
Mom: yeah sure!!
Child: can i have an eighth of his candy can please?
Mom: NO REMEMBER YOU HAVE 40 MATH PAGES TO DO
Child: But that's too much work for a 6th gr-
Mom: NO SHUT UP EITHER YOU DO 80 PAGES OR YOU GET GROUNDED
Friend: too much wor-
Mom: Oh ok let's decrease it to 79
Child: hey can i have a quarter i need it to buy a ruler from a guy over there
Dad: Oh that guy? HE'S UNTRUSTABLE KID UR GROUNDED
Friend: hey can i have a dollar to buy gummy worms from a guy over there
Dad: Here take 100 dollars
Child: I hate parents
Mom and Dad: S P A N K
Friend: I hate everyone in the world and im gonna slaughter them one by one
Mom and Dad: oh ok
by backwards_cones March 2, 2021
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person 1: yo im gonna buy SWAG
person 2: what swag
person 3: i think he means drip
person 2: what's drip
person 3: you don't wanna know cover your eyes when you see him
person 2: how am i supposed to know when to cover my eyes when- AAH WTF
person 1 and person 3 are wearing "drip" with some random trap remix sh*t with sus faces! :flushed:
person 2: AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH
person 2: what swag
person 3: i think he means drip
person 2: what's drip
person 3: you don't wanna know cover your eyes when you see him
person 2: how am i supposed to know when to cover my eyes when- AAH WTF
person 1 and person 3 are wearing "drip" with some random trap remix sh*t with sus faces! :flushed:
person 2: AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH
by backwards_cones March 2, 2021
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