by backotruck March 19, 2012

Ashton Kutcher gave control of his Twitter account to his management team to prevent more retarded tweets. He is in Twitthab.
by backotruck November 12, 2011

I lived on 25th street for a while, and watching the poor and unaware drive on ice was some good Trashcapades.
by backotruck December 12, 2012

My friend Deep can't go to the strip club tonight because he's got to crush an orange and light some candles. That bitch is hindicapped.
by backotruck March 09, 2012

by backotruck May 28, 2012

"JOHN, you farted during the wedding!!!"
"I claim fartistic license. Those people were being way too serious about everything."
"I claim fartistic license. Those people were being way too serious about everything."
by backotruck November 02, 2011

The biggest cunt in the known universe. However, the galcticunt holds only a theoretical value, which cannot be achieved in reality.
"That woman on line at the Space Station wouldn't let me in just because I was in a hoverchair. She's a galacticunt." See hoverchair.
by backotruck November 01, 2011
