counter terrorism

The act of roommates engaged in ongoing aggressive competition for counter space in a very small kitchen.

After Eric and Phil took on a third roommate, the counter terrorism in the kitchen reached a whole new level of aggravation.

by backinbowl January 28, 2010

zipper slip

Forgetting to zip back up after going to the bathroom in a public place. Often accompanied by a "zipper coma", where you almost NEVER remember to attend to that little matter.

Of all the times to do this, Fred had a zipper slip just before walking up the aisle at his own wedding.

by backinbowl January 15, 2010

sax

a sexually explicit fax message.

She was too shy to proposition him on the phone, so she sent him a sax instead.

by backinbowl February 05, 2010

shear stupidity

Getting an outrageously expensive haircut that ends up making you look like you got run over by a rusty lawnmower.

Did you see James? He looks like he just stuck his finger in a wall socket.

Yeah, splurging on a haircut like that was shear stupidity.

by backinbowl February 17, 2010