Urban Dictionary: Definitions by babypiratesnapchat2

Heather

Heather is the baby of the world. She is just perfect, tells the truth, and always has adds her friends back on Snapchat. But never do her wrong, once you break her trust she might not be too forgiving. She has a lisp and does the Vaseline challenge. She's the life of the party and loves to make friends on Snapchat. Heather spits saliva when she speaks due to her lisp. (She is a baby after all) If you know a Heather you know her presence is addicting. You always want her around because everything about her is perfect and she smells like perfume (unless she needs her diaper changed). She's definitely innocent and pure. Her eyes gleam under her eyepatch (and get admired) , her nose is kissable, and her smile could lift up a room (she has Vaseline on her lips and even her teeth) and not to mention she's a very special baby girl, a gift from a guardian angel. Heather is a shy but sassy baby. Although Heather often times struggles to see her own worth, hundreds appreciate her everyday. Especially her birthday. They lift up her eyepatch and admire her gleaming eyes. They kiss her nose. And they stroke her sweet, wavy dark blond hair (but the smell when she needs her diaper changed is not so sweet). Never give up on a Heather. She's a baby angel in disguise. Literally. She even has wings.

Heather is the baby of the world.

by babypiratesnapchat2 January 26, 2023

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shy

easily frightened

a shy cat who hid under the bed every time she heard any loud noise

by babypiratesnapchat2 June 26, 2023

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Vaseline pirate

Someone so addicted to Vaseline, they'll use it for anything and everything

I'm a real Vaseline pirate, I'll even use it at school.

by babypiratesnapchat2 January 8, 2023

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Innoceant

It’s basically “innocent” but you spelled it wrong.

1: You're too innoceant

2: (lisping) You mean innocent?
1: What’s the difference?
2: (lisping) Nice try, matey but you spelled it wrong. Arrrr arrrr
1: What do u mean spelled it wrong? We’re talking out loud here!

by babypiratesnapchat2 March 24, 2023

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