sylvan

Maltese sylvans are beautiful.
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evil nurse

Used a lot on MSN display pics especially on Annika's
Look! Annika is an evil nurse!
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malta

Malta is one of the worst countries in the world. It is full of catholic sluts and bitches. It is also known as the country with the most perversive priests & nuns, as there are many cases of nuns with sprite bottles shoved up their genitals at St.Lukes hospital.
jesus loves malta cos malta is the only country that gives him credit.
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obese

circumfencely challenged. someone who doesnt pass from the valletta gate due to huge weight.
Claudette Pace eats so much, that he is obese. Poor guy.
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Marco

A rocker who listens to Christina Aguilera, Eurovision Songs, and bubblegum pop, and also says that Evanescence are goth.

Seen in maltese gaybars wearing cheap clothes.
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higher secondary

A prison where Maltese teen agers are sent to if they don't pass the necessary o levels. It is located in Naxxar, Malta
Noooo i didnt get maths! I'm gonna be sent to Giovanni Curmi Higher Secondary school with that bitch Miceli!
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