552 definitions by baSTardized boTTomburp

np

short for 'no prob,' used widely in chatrooms or IMs after someone says 'Thx' (thank you)

A key I use so much that the word 'Enter' is worn out.

Some keyboards have the 'Return' key instead of the 'Enter' key - usually Macs. Same shit, different smell.

Useful to store small files such as essays and .txt-based game-guides.

Why the hell does the iMac have no floppy disc drive? Why do I have to save my thumbnail image of a skull into a rewritable CD?

Penis being held tight on the stem, creating a purplish swelling on the head, resembling a mushroom.

the act of twisting the head of your penis with your fingers so utterly hard that the head of your penis falls off.

A garden rake. For the slut versian, see ho

Your mom and I dug up the garden with a hoe (XD)