baSTardized boTTomburp's definitions

Religionously Incorrect

learn to spell 'religiously' you sad fucker.

HALLO!111 I M Religionously Incorrect!111 OMFFG LOZL~!

by Bastardized Bottomburp May 9, 2003

Homestarrunner

A website which most people on this website like or love over-exasperatingly.

It's okay, but it's not hilarious.

by Bastardized Bottomburp September 11, 2003

ass punch

To punch the buttocks of another with a fist. If you punch someone in the ass during a fight, it proves your sissiness.

"Who's Claire?"
"The hooker that you ASS-PUNCHED!"

- 2 Lines from the movie 'Deuce Bigalow'

by Bastardized Bottomburp March 21, 2003

Dr. Pepper

Never sold well within the Australian territory because no one bought it. The fact was, it tasted like medicine that someone pissed in.

I never tried it, because it was only around for like a year when I was 8 years old. Then they sent that shit back to Taiwan or wherever they keep their factory slaves. Although I haven't tasted it, I know many who have. Their experiences haunt them...

by Bastardized Bottomburp June 27, 2003

goldmember

Floppy old man who collects and eats his own skin-flakes. Flexible. Enjoys the odd smoke and a pancake.

Would you like a smoke and a pancake?

by Bastardized Bottomburp May 13, 2003

suckle

1. The act of corporate dogs and government fatcats chewing and sucking the teats of George W. Bush.
2. The act of purchasing an XBox.

I suckled Microsoft's smooth, bald ass by purchasing and playing the XBox.

by bastardized bottomburp May 22, 2003

The Ass- Insults

Assache
Assbaby
Assball
Assbrain
Assburger
Assbutt
Asscheese
Asschild
Assclown
Asscum
Assface
Assfleck
Asshat
Asshaul
Asshippie
Asshead
Asshole
Asslick
Assling
Assman
Assmark
Assmaster
Assmung
Asstard
Asstechnician
Asstool

by Bastardized Bottomburp May 7, 2003