baSTardized boTTomburp's definitions

baby juice

Breast milk.

Damn, I am so jealous of my new baby boy. He sucks all the baby juice and gets all the action and I get nothing!!

by Bastardized Bottomburp March 28, 2003

Vegemite

A thick, dark-brown bread-spread best put on toast or bread, but known to be spread on other edibles. Very potent in strong doses, able to render your tastebuds on the verge of withering up and dying. If you've grown up around Vegemite then this will have no effect on you.

Promite is better.

Those foreigners, spreading Vegemite on their bread thicker than Peanut Butter or common jam.

by Bastardized Bottomburp November 16, 2003

Marge Simpson

The thread that holds the Simpson family together.

Marge Simpson's hair is several feet tall. She dyes it with Blue #56 dye.

by Bastardized Bottomburp August 16, 2003

snow

Dandruff of the head-hair, eyebrows or pubic hair. Floats slowly to the ground like snow when shaken.

"My whole body is a fucking snow mountain!" - Your Dad

by Bastardized Bottomburp July 4, 2003

anus mcgee

Little buttnut who smokes chocolate cigarettes and fondles himself over granny porn.

by bastardized bottomburp June 3, 2003

wank off

A competition of who can wank the longest, at full speed, without cumming.
11 years and younger can't play cause they never will cum.

by bastardized bottomburp May 28, 2003

Vacuum-Job

1) The art of sucking the anal opening of another person and swallowing whatever may have be swept into your mouth.
2) To use a vacuum-cleaner on low power as a tool for masturbation. Don't try it on full power, or suffer the horribly painful concequences.

1) My bitch gave me a vacuum-job. Now I'm buyin' her 6 packs of tic-tacs a day. She's bleedin' me dry.
2) I had switched on the vacuum and started doin' a vacuum-job. Shit, now I've lost my dick.

by Bastardized Bottomburp March 23, 2003