bend over

What you shouldn't do in a crowded shower full of men.

The prisoners of Alcatraz fear to bend over, so many people trip on the many dropped soaps upon the tiles of the shower floor.

by Bastardized Bottomburp July 14, 2003

italic

this is italic text: SLANTY!

by Bastardized Bottomburp March 20, 2003

yuptard

1. Yuppie-Retard
2. Soccer Mom

1. SUP AAL MA YUPTARDS IN BROOKELAND LOLZ
2. The yuptard chased Eminem with a fork.

by baSTardized boTTomburp May 21, 2003

super nintendo

Kick ass console, the greatest and finest of its age.

Games like Super Mario World, Super Metroid, Sim City, Bubsy the Bobcat and Donkey Kong Country 3 made it at it's greatest.

<BastardizedDracula> You played yer SNES lately?
<SoNiC> Hell, no! SEGA is better! I sold my SNES a week after playin' it!
<BastardizedDracula> *loads pistol*

by Bastardized Bottomburp April 01, 2003

Homestarrunner

A website which most people on this website like or love over-exasperatingly.

It's okay, but it's not hilarious.

by Bastardized Bottomburp September 11, 2003

Religionously Incorrect

learn to spell 'religiously' you sad fucker.

HALLO!111 I M Religionously Incorrect!111 OMFFG LOZL~!

by Bastardized Bottomburp May 09, 2003

Chap

Man; friend; chum

Come along, chaps, its time for the mass suicide!

by BASTARDIZED BOTTOMBURP May 26, 2003