The village idiot

<Homer> Stupid grill! Why won't you light? The gas is on full-blast!
<Bart> You better stick your head in and see what's going on.
<Homer> Good idea!
by Bastardized Bottomburp October 09, 2003
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maddox.xmission.com

"The Best Page in the Universe." Run by Maddox the Pirate.
I especially like his articles on X-Box and Contra 3.
by Bastardized Bottomburp December 13, 2003
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gronk

An idiot who rocks himself or loses an argument that was fought whole-heartedly until the poor gronk comes to realisation of his or her assiness and shuts the fuck up.
The gronks live among us, living like the rest of us, in complete satisfaction. They don't even know they're gronks.
by Bastardized Bottomburp June 23, 2003
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It's funny because it's true

Statement of truth used when something non-fictional, ironic and hilarious occurs.
<GhettoChubb> Me and my sister went down to the supermarket, and this huge fat chick was standing near the frozen-food section, and I swear to God I thought it was my sister, and I slapped the bitch on the shoulder and said 'Losing a little wait?' and the women turned around and kicked me inside a fridge. A closed fridge!
<Hymenia> Hahahh, its funny because it's true.
by bastardized bottomburp May 18, 2003
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Maggie Simpson

Age: 1
Role: Pacifier-sucking youngest Simpson child.
Monetary Value: $847.63
Enemy: Gerald the one-eyebrowed baby
Dexterity: Low
First Word: "Daddy"
Skills: Can draw her name on an Etch-A-Sketch
by Bastardized Bottomburp August 17, 2003
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laser

Dr. Evil's secret invention to be used to sear the Earth. Air-quotes are to be used when saying this word.
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Religionously Incorrect

learn to spell 'religiously' you sad fucker.
HALLO!111 I M Religionously Incorrect!111 OMFFG LOZL~!
by Bastardized Bottomburp May 09, 2003
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