baSTardized boTTomburp's definitions

xylophone

A word used to confuse little children in the spelling of it, although spelling such a word is extremely easy.

<KindyGartener> Zila-what?

by Bastardized Bottomburp May 4, 2003

red rennamon

Ez-chode.

My, Ezboard TOU sure is fun, 'ey Red Rennamon?

by Bastardized Bottomburp March 17, 2003

spoot

An exclamation of total awe, or frustration. Also used in placed or curse words.

"Aah, spoot!"

"... What the spoot..."

"Well spoot me up!"

"Well spoot me down!"

"Silence, spooty bottom-ball"

by Bastardized Bottomburp March 17, 2003

enchanting

adj. Something something that has the power to enchant, humbling.

Timmy let out an enchanting bottomburp.

by Bastardized Bottomburp March 20, 2003

adsl

the most blissful internet connection out there.

Telstra ADSL kicks anal cavity.

by Bastardized Bottomburp March 28, 2003

Scroll Lock

One of the 7 Wonders of the World.

Who created this mysterious wonder? And why?

by Bastardized Bottomburp August 27, 2003

cloves

Tiny plant bulbs which, when combined with Tom Collins mix and a spare pie-top, create change-of-heart decisions and disgust.

<Homer> You gotta improvise, Lisa! Cloves.. Tom Collins mix... mmm!

by Bastardized Bottomburp August 16, 2003