buttpirates

Men who sail the seas in a buttship searching for lands of carelessness and homosexuality. When not on a buttisland, they spend their time on their buttship, drifting to sea, fucking each other in the arses.

Here come the Buttpirates again, here to raid our anal cavities.

by bastardized bottomburp May 25, 2003

I had to beat them to death with their own shoes

Phrase proclaimed after breaking into a candy store at the edge of town, wrestling the Bengal Tiger they have for a guard dog, and beating the shopkeeper and his son to death with their boots.

We had to find 1000 brown M&M's to fill a brandy glass or Ozzy wasn't to go on stage that night!

by Bastardized Bottomburp July 02, 2003

but0xx0r

n. buttock; buttocks; said by hackers (hax0rs) is place of 'buttock'

BlarghetH!1 My rihgt but0xx0r has fallex0rn asleap!1 ROFLMAOTTYDUYEB!111 ("Oh deary men! My right buttock has fallen asleep! Tee hee!")

by Bastardized Bottomburp May 16, 2003

g2g

Got to Go.

See gtg

g2g cya

g2g bai

by bastardized bottomburp March 23, 2003

Skullfucker

One who has sex with my brother. Shudder.

Skull got fucked.

by Bastardized Bottomburp October 28, 2003

tekken

Actually not a bad game, but still rather easy to beat. Got some cool characters (True Ogre, Hwoarang etc.) 2-player is better than Arcade mode.

Not the greatest fighting game ever.

Tekken 4 is crap (few characters, slow-movement, just Tekken 3 with different costumes and 2 or 3 new characters), Tekken Tag Tournament is the best Tekken.

by Bastardized Bottomburp November 19, 2003

enjo

An annoying brand of cleaning utensils with their catchy jingle of ear-straining madness.

Enjo, Enjo, Enjo! A cleaning we will go!

by Bastardized Bottomburp November 02, 2003