baSTardized boTTomburp's definitions

person yo-yo

A yo-yo fashioned out of a human. A human on a string.

Billy Joe loves his person yo-yo, it even yelps when you release it!

by Bastardized Bottomburp July 24, 2003

postwhore

One who typically floods a message board with posts in order to gain a higher Post Count and to make themselves known in an environment of 5000 users.

Day 1: JohnnyPostWhore joins the board and introduces himself.
Day 2: JohnnyPostWhore has 3 posts.
Day 3: JohnnyPostWhore has 21 posts.
Day 4: JohnnyPostWhore realises no one even knows he exists
Day 5: JohnnyPostWhore has 56 posts.
Day 6: JohnnyPostWhore has 239 posts.
Day 7: JohnnyPostWhore has 1067 posts.
Day 8: JohnnyPostWhore's IP is banned for spamming.

by Bastardized Bottomburp September 28, 2003

RATATA

The sound of a man in clogs fiddling on your roof.

<TehRoof> Ratatatatatatatata!
<ManJunt> *pokes roof with broom* Get off my roof, hobo!

by Bastardized Bottomburp June 27, 2003

The Eminem Show

An excellent album release by Eminem.
Compared to the Marshall Mathers LP, The Eminem Show is nothing.

m4r5h411 m47h4z LP i2 b37t4 d4n t3h 3min3m 5h0w!!1

by Bastardized Bottomburp March 29, 2003

the pen is mightier than the sword

A phrase that literally means you could cut someone in half with a pen.

Meh.

I slayed the dragon with my pen that was mightier than the sword.

by Bastardized Bottomburp November 1, 2003

13

The track number on Eminem's 3 LPs which contains the vocals of Dina Rae (or however you may spell it).

Cum On Everybody
Drug Ballad
Superman

by Bastardized Bottomburp August 21, 2003

penny

It may be small change, but its enough to go through someone's head and out their choad/chode by dropping it from a skyscraper.

Argh! A penny just went into my skull and came out the skin between my warm anus and smooth testicles!

by Bastardized Bottomburp June 23, 2003