baSTardized boTTomburp's definitions

snow

Dandruff of the head-hair, eyebrows or pubic hair. Floats slowly to the ground like snow when shaken.

"My whole body is a fucking snow mountain!" - Your Dad

by Bastardized Bottomburp July 4, 2003

CN

acr. 1. Cartoon Network; 2. Clueless Newbie; 3. Cellulose Nitrate

1. The only things worth watching on CN is Ed, Edd 'n' Eddy, Pinky and the Brain and 70-80% of Adult Swim (depends what they are showing).

2. "OMFG you CN!1"

3. The explosives had some CN in 'em.

by Bastardized Bottomburp December 11, 2003

jism

The lesser known name for 'cum'.

The couch's seats had jism underneath them. I suspect mischievous behavior from the scallywags I call my children.

by Bastardized Bottomburp July 31, 2003

dastardly

to describe something that is quite related to a dastard.

Mr Sender is a dastardly dastard-bastard... guy.

by Bastardized Bottomburp April 1, 2003

phut

A short, precise excape of air.

heave... heave... PHUT!

by Bastardized Bottomburp May 21, 2003

colon

The bloated sack in which resides in the anus. It is blissfully restocked with gas, daily. The toxins in the gas are enough to render a snob unconscious. The gases are expelled on a daily basis from the anus approximately 15 times a day. 2 times if you are a gimboid. 30 if you work at a fast food retaurant.

My colon is feelin' great, thank you!

by Bastardized Bottomburp March 28, 2003

Krusty partially gelatinated non-dairy gum-based beverage

The Springfieldian word for 'milk shake' found at Krusty Burger.

<Wiggum> Do they have Krusty-Partially-Gelatinated-Non-Dairy-Gum-Based-Beverages?
<Lou> Mm-hm. And they call 'em "Shakes"
<Eddie> Heh. "Shakes". You don't know what you're gettin'.
<Wiggum> Well I know what I'm gettin'. Some donuts.

by Bastardized Bottomburp July 19, 2003