baSTardized boTTomburp's definitions

blame canada

Popular slogan because it solves all of life's little problems.

<CurtusTheTurtle> Aw, man! Mr Teddy from down the street's dog crapped all over my lawn!
<MrYupYup> *head pops up over fence* Bame Canada!

by Bastardized Bottomburp July 6, 2003

spammer

A clever, diabolical person who gets free non-stop advertisement across the globe in millions of peoples electronic mail boxes.

With no money in his pocket and no way to pay for television advertisements for his new creation The Girlfriend Remote, Gerald turned to SPAM and made millions of dollars in a month.

Clever boy.

by Bastardized Bottomburp November 8, 2003

m00se

A 1337ed-up moose

j00 r1d3 t3h m00se!11

by Bastardized Bottomburp May 21, 2003

apple computer

The eye-candy of computer technology. Looks good, but sucks ass.

Apple computers are what PCs will look like in 1000 years. And in 1000 years, Apple won't exist.

by Bastardized Bottomburp September 20, 2003

meat hooks

another name for 'hands'

"Keep your grubby meathooks of my cousin Earl!"

"You don't have a cousin Earl.."

"And that's the way -uhuh uhuh- I like it!"

"Yes..."

by bastardized bottomburp March 23, 2003

karma

Positive actions of calm-spirited giving. Used by those who meditate to kick the shit out of you with one finger, and break ice wih their heads without hurting themselves.

Kicking the shit out of someone, however, is bad Karma.

<Neil> Oh no! I dropped the pot of lentils! ... Bad karma!

by bastardized bottomburp May 24, 2003

McLife

What you McLive if you have a McDonalds McFetish.

McBilly's McLife revolved around McDonalds.

by Bastardized Bottomburp August 31, 2003