baSTardized boTTomburp's definitions

shecock

A penis found between the legs of the woman, protruding from where her vulva should be. Unfortunately, she doesn't have a vagina, just a large penis sticking out of a small slit.

He took her into bed, only to his horror that she had a shecock.

by Bastardized Bottomburp May 9, 2003

Gorillaz

The greatest band ever drawn. Their music kicks ass, and the animation is my inspiration.

Gorillaz is a four-piece band made up of 2D, Murdoc, Noodle and Russel. Occassionally, ghost-rappers appear from Russels head, such as Del Tha Funky Homosapien and Phi Life Cypher

by Bastardized Bottomburp March 18, 2003

s8in

1) Bastardization of 'Satin'
2) Bastardization of 'Satan'
3) Bastardization of 'Skating', used when the slow-minded internet warts try to use 'sk8in' to be cool, but fail miserably when discovering that they can't spell 'skating' or 'sk8in' and therefore make an assclown of themself.

I go s8in onda weakend!

by Bastardized Bottomburp July 19, 2003

halitosis

Enough to keep away a herd of elephants. Creates collective underwear stench within your throat. Spreds to your tongue and then lips. The stench may even waft from your cheeks.

by Bastardized Bottomburp August 18, 2003

leg sex

1. When a dog gets it on with your leg
2. When a politician gets it on with your leg

1. "Roinks, Raggy! I rawnna rump your reg!" - Scooby Doo
2. "Nyeeer, hya hya! Gimme another hump, Georgy!" - John Howard

by BASTARDIZED BOTTOMBURP May 26, 2003

Homer Thompson

Homer Simpson's new identity due to a relocation program the Simpsons used after Sideshow Bob began plotting against murdering Bart. Homer would never respond when 'Hello, Mr. Thompson' was said to him.

"When I stomp on your foot, you smile and nod. {Stomping} Hello Mr. Thompson..."

by Bastardized Bottomburp October 17, 2003

lyk

"Like" gone retarded.

eYe ish lyk da b0m n sum! lolz kikikiki kawaii bulldo9z hamtaro le9 of lam!21111!

by Bastardized Bottomburp October 9, 2003