baSTardized boTTomburp's definitions

search engine

Shamelessly endorses other websites by letting people add their sites to a great big list of sites.

I searched 'Ancient Egyptian Remains' on the search engine and got 14 000 results, mainly consisting of pornography.

by Bastardized Bottomburp June 27, 2003

Cowboy Bebop

The only decent animé on Australian TV, and perhaps American (I wouldn't know). Each episode's plot is generally different to each other episode. Action, entertainment and a small hint of comedy. Cowboy Bebop has it all.

Ein is German for 1. See, Cowboy Bebop is as educational as it is entertaining.

by Bastardized Bottomburp June 28, 2003

Chap

Man; friend; chum

Come along, chaps, its time for the mass suicide!

by BASTARDIZED BOTTOMBURP May 26, 2003

Gorillaz

The greatest band ever drawn. Their music kicks ass, and the animation is my inspiration.

Gorillaz is a four-piece band made up of 2D, Murdoc, Noodle and Russel. Occassionally, ghost-rappers appear from Russels head, such as Del Tha Funky Homosapien and Phi Life Cypher

by Bastardized Bottomburp March 18, 2003

shecock

A penis found between the legs of the woman, protruding from where her vulva should be. Unfortunately, she doesn't have a vagina, just a large penis sticking out of a small slit.

He took her into bed, only to his horror that she had a shecock.

by Bastardized Bottomburp May 9, 2003

smegtastic

1. to be full of smeg
2. very smeggy
3. crap, a bullshit artist

that radio announcer is smegtastic

by Bastardized Bottomburp March 21, 2003

halitosis

Enough to keep away a herd of elephants. Creates collective underwear stench within your throat. Spreds to your tongue and then lips. The stench may even waft from your cheeks.

by Bastardized Bottomburp August 18, 2003