bOb's definitions

power tower

When two men get some slut from both ends using her like a pair of chinese fingercuffs. Can be done standing or on all fours.

Chet and Wampnar put Kayla in the power tower ending in great fun.

by bob April 5, 2004

Peaks

To appear and act 65 even though you're only 21
eg. married, mortgage and job

Some chap 'Hey Peaks i like your slippers'
Peaks 'thanks young fella, my arse, etc, etc'

by Bob April 6, 2004

Pinching a loaf

Or to pinch a loaf - having a shit

1. yo bitch get my dinner ready, i'm gonna go pinch a loaf
2. i wouldn't go in there for 35-40 minutes, some bastards' pinched a loaf

by Bob April 6, 2004

cristy conlen

harry balls

british with big harry balls

by bob April 7, 2004

mad dave

term used to descibe chodeish charcter. also anyone who drinks lava lamp. also may answer to monikers of 'crazy john', 'random dude' and 'insane steve'
not to be confused with the lesser spotted wild beckmaster - mad dave's mate

'mad dave you are a chode'
'have you seen your mate today, beck?'

by bob April 7, 2004

beckmaster

mad dave's best-est mate in the whole world.

'beck have you seen your mate'
'are these your/did you drop this?'

by bob April 7, 2004

stingy ringy

after Lamazon has lost at heads and volleys - the act of dropping his pant to reveal his bare arse wherby all other players may kick the football as hard as they can at it - therby inducing a stingy ring-piece

drop 'em lamazon, mad dave wants a go on yo ass

by bob April 7, 2004