bOb's definitions

lobsterman

wrestler Jeff Costa od Nashua NH Presidential Candidate Crustacian Party
alll around nice guy

Lobsterman kicks tail

by Bob March 25, 2005

boeckl

A boeckl is a nigger

Man what a ugly boeckl.

by Bob May 13, 2005

foopalooting

this is NOT the correct word for this practice. The correct word is MUNG. Yes it is the act of munging. Get your shit straight

I went munging last night and had to eat most of her large intestine.

by bob May 13, 2005

bofer

sub-terrianian mammal that usually has two buckteeth and coloration varies from snowy white to dirty brown. They eat puppy chow and are a cross-breed between a puppy and a gopher. Usually bad pets because they always try to dig into your flesh and furniture around the house with his stubby claws.

That bofer is fukcing up the living room with his stubby nails!!!!

by bob March 26, 2005

placenta

A versitle sack of flesh, commonly used for feeding fetuses and making placenta lasanga.

Honey, I'm going in the other room. I'll grab the baby, you grab the placenta basket.

by Bob March 26, 2005

If the river runs red take the dirt track instead

If one's girlfriend is on a period one should stick one's cock up her ass instead

When a man fucks his lady up the ass because she is on her periods to avoid a bloodstained cock

by Bob March 26, 2005

Winky Bag

A tiny ugly little nad sack

A scrotum that is tiny and shrivelled due to extensive radiation exposure and frequent masturbation (wanking)

by Bob March 26, 2005