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Short for Kelptomaniac. Someone who collects and/or steals things at random and without reason. Someone with Kleptomania.
Yo homes, that nigga got klepto! Waste his ass!
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by Bob July 30, 2004
Get the klepto mug.A tequila that has been set on fire. The way to drink a flaming tequila is best done by way of a staw.
First, one sticks the straw into the burning alcohol and must suck up all of the tequila before the straw melts. This is chugging and makes you drunk pretty fucking quick. But if you're slow as hell the fire might shoot up your straw and, not burn, heat up your mouth.
The second way of doing is is holding the shot glass above you and pouring it into your mouth. Hopefully the fire will die out by the time it hits your tongue... Hopefully.
First, one sticks the straw into the burning alcohol and must suck up all of the tequila before the straw melts. This is chugging and makes you drunk pretty fucking quick. But if you're slow as hell the fire might shoot up your straw and, not burn, heat up your mouth.
The second way of doing is is holding the shot glass above you and pouring it into your mouth. Hopefully the fire will die out by the time it hits your tongue... Hopefully.
by Bob August 6, 2004
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Jim taped up the package so much, that whomever was to receive it would probably need a degree in physics to try and open it.
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Get the degree in physics mug.Me and 12 other cars got busted for going 70 on a 55 and I was like "WTF man, I thought it was safer to go with the flow of the traffic..."
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Get the annual cop fund raiser mug.A hand gesture in which the pinky and index fingers are raised. This is different from the American Sign Language gesture for "I Love You" in that the thumb is tucked in; and different from the sign of the evil eye in that the fingers are pointed upwards. Usually used in celebration of something or other.
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