muff dogged

When you get ditched by your lesbian friend because she is going after some girl she's interested in.
Whoa I can't believe she totally just muff dogged us.
by bob January 15, 2009
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psychopath

Generally an intelligent, heterosexual, socially concerned male with adequate amounts of male hormone but who's sadly been hit with the ugly stick at birth. They go through most of their adolescents and young adulthood severley tormented, discriminated and rejected by both sexes because of personal appearance flaws, but its the female rejection which would later demonize them forever. Then from about ages 25+ these somewhat psychologically damaged and bitter individuals begin to despise all human rights and wrongs especially the 'asthetic law' which places the ugly away from the goodlooking. The end result being a sexually frustrated, deprived lonely individual whos only en-route to eden and out of depression is to go on a ballistic rampage for nothing more than self gratifcation, revenge and power.
Cop; Man there's something about that psycopaths case that all us males can relate and on a higher note which also explains the rife media interest. I conclude the guy had no self control!.. Thats all. In fact I'm glad I met my Betty Davis way back on prom night.
by bob February 12, 2005
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Tax

Verb. - To steal.
Noun. (Taxer) - Thief
"Javier taxed Mike's unix book, and Mike kicked Javiers ass for being a taxer."
by Bob March 13, 2003
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Sponge Bog Square Head

A very rare species known to Earl Haig only, whose scientific name is bigussucksuptoteacherus
only one left known to man..... romanian..... how ironic
bogdan
by bob January 17, 2004
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bling

by Bob March 02, 2003
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flapjack splat

When a man titty fucks a woman and takes a shit on her stomach.
Your mom wanted to get kinky with me so I gave her the flapjack splat.
by Bob November 30, 2004
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Donky Punch

doing doggie style sex and right before you reaching orgasm you sock the girl in the back of the head so her asshole tightens on ur dick.
Example:


wow Example:
by bob December 11, 2003
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