bOb's definitions

schmegma blaster

The act of removing dick cheese with one's finger and slinging it into one's eyes.

My girlfriends cooze gushed upon recieving my schmegma blaster.

by Bob February 13, 2004

bob

Big Old Butt

That Chick keeps knocking shit over with her BOB.

by Bob February 7, 2006

ashdrum

adjective-someone who makes stupid comments about someone else in front of a large audience.

Timmy was such an ashdrum when he told everyone about Johny's problem.

by bob May 5, 2005

Immig

where you think that your hard core but you're not

That guy is a f****** immig!

by bob March 3, 2004

Shaggy Fat Bastard

A large man with a shaggy beard that is extremely obiese and is a gruff motherfucker. He also goes by the name miglockclock and his real name is Mr. Mighlaughlin or some shit. -Love, your fans from pierson Miglockcolck asshole shaggy fat bastard anal sex

Shaggy Fat bastard is Mr. Nichols' bitch and he eats out his asshole

by Bob December 13, 2003

shucks

what pussies say because they are too scared to say fuck or shit

oh shucks i tripped
fuck dude shut up

by bob May 13, 2004

goo guzzler

one who inhales semen in massive intakes

His completely whit lips throat and mouth show that Pat is indeed a goo guzzler.

by bob January 28, 2005