colin wartz

sexually transmitted disease contracted from a murray or a gaffey. homosexual in nature

I caught colin warts from banging gaffey

by bob March 01, 2004

Matchbook Romance

Another crappy band loved hysterically, not only for their feminine makeup and tight pants, but for the squealing vocals. What a world emo has created but for the intake of more bands such as Matchbook romance?

If you can barely see out of one eye because of your really gay hair, have pants that make you look like you have a vagina, and makeup for no god damn reason except to conform to the next big scene...chances are youre something close to this band.

by Bob April 19, 2005

If the river runs red take the dirt track instead

If one's girlfriend is on a period one should stick one's cock up her ass instead

When a man fucks his lady up the ass because she is on her periods to avoid a bloodstained cock

by Bob March 26, 2005

ealer

to be old and decrepited and smell like ben gay

by bob March 06, 2003

the killers

the killers have one of the greatest debut albums ever, and their songs never cease to be fresh and original. the guy above me has no idea what he is talking about, im a huge killers fan yet i can name all of their songs and have 4-6 songs of theirs that i like over sombody told me. I like all types of music, and im not just looking for "indie cred".

It is ia pity that people dont listen to the killers just because they play them on MTV.

by Bob April 02, 2005

sumo cock

1 extra large and extra greasy Egg Roll from South China that Production supervisors wrap their lips around at lunch.

Wow, that sumo cock was so big I could not get my lips around it and the juices drippled down my chin and stained the floor.

by Bob February 04, 2005

Fapoguralumpa

A term used as a verb or noun that refers to the pronunciation of adjectives starting with c

man whata cunt doggy flap

by Bob October 16, 2003