seconds

The amount of time it takes for you to ejaculate.

He blew up in seconds.

by bob July 31, 2003

Astral

Cute, sweet female who is occasionally overcome by bursts of anger which make everyone in a 10 mile radius spontaneously combust.

Astral hugged the cute kitty and cute puppy... then pushed S. down the stairs!

by Bob July 15, 2003

squall

a moron misspelling of "squell", which means a stupid asshole

th4t p3rson w4s b3ing a sqall!!!

by bob March 04, 2003

anunsunguch-mankyptobaspie

you have super long hair in ur guch

by bob April 27, 2003

Reifer

A person who lives in the land of Oregon, contributes to a society of furry-roleplaying conventions and has a deep love for Mountain Dew.

When discussing art, it's important not to mention angst, namely for the fact that most indians at that time were, in fact, reifers.

by Bob May 20, 2003

gerkin' your gerkin

spankin the monkey
shootin puddy at the moon!!!!
chokin the chicken
getting your pole varnished

sometimes when i get board..............

by bob February 04, 2003

pimpmatic

it is a penis, a penxis that fucks girls all the time.

Chad Burger uses his pimpmatic to fuck the living shit out of Daneille Gleason's white cheeks

by Bob March 02, 2005