Belmet

A short fat woman with a bowl cut. Usually lives in a cave and feeds off young schoolchildren

School kid 1: Belmets hungry

School kid 2: better stay away from the cave

by BErt July 5, 2012

pimpish

something a pimp would do

Man that pink suit is pimpish

by bert February 16, 2004

doke

a cigarette, specifically a Marlboro

I'm about to step outside and get a doke.

by Bert May 13, 2005

Shire

the same thing as sure just sounds better

wanna go get some chicken? shire dude

by bert October 30, 2003

green sticky

weed, marijuana, dope

Yo roll up that green sticky, I got the blunt.

by bert January 9, 2004

bushed

A country "liberated" by the USA under the leadership of George W. Bush

Iraq was bushed.

by Bert April 26, 2003

pottle

a shortened version of the phrase 'That's the pot calling the kettle black', originating in bristol mid 2004.
Used when someone is being hypocritical.

'That's the pottle.'

by Bert February 14, 2005