bErt's definitions

R1

ultra fast sportbike

gixxer killer

dude my r1 smoked that dumb ass gixxer

by Bert September 20, 2003

Belmet

A short fat woman with a bowl cut. Usually lives in a cave and feeds off young schoolchildren

School kid 1: Belmets hungry

School kid 2: better stay away from the cave

by BErt July 5, 2012

frilly

A frilly usually has stupid hair.
The god all of emo.

Frilly get your fucking hair cut!

by bert March 29, 2004

rent a whore

refering to strippers or as they prefer, exotic entertainers or dancers. They are just women that you rent by the song at $20.00 a pop.

a dancer is just a "rent a whore"

by bert April 10, 2005

SWILF

Silk
Wig
I'd
Like to
Fuck

A sexy coffin dodger.

Anyone who drives a volvo cabriolet.

by Bert November 10, 2004

asshole

a complete idiot who does stupid things, and usually ends up embarassing his/her self

"He tried to nake a cake in the microwave? What an asshole!"

by bert December 13, 2004

FA

fuck all - to do or understand nothing

i am a lazy cunt and i have done sweet fa all day

by bert March 11, 2005