shrimpy

he came... he saw... he shot his load everywhere
shrimpy.
by bert February 03, 2003
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do it big

taking things to the next level. not resting on your own laurels. taking that extra step
man bert is doing it big in that heavy cheavy he not only has the 26 inch spinners he has 15 tv screens in it too.
by bert June 04, 2004
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SWILF

Silk
Wig
I'd
Like to
Fuck

A sexy coffin dodger.
Anyone who drives a volvo cabriolet.
by Bert November 10, 2004
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Essex

essex is da tits ov england
essex rules
i no its totally tits!!
by bert September 24, 2003
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Troj

He thinks skidoo is good but it is not. He thinks he is cool also, but he is not. He doesn't have a life really.
Vaginal/ Un-Cool/ Likes Males. Needs a Slap
by Bert March 07, 2005
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drift

to rock a car in a motion to force the car sideways. most people know it as DORI
I was going to a turn a turn agaisnt it, broke, and down shifted, and controlled gas through the turn.
by bert August 11, 2003
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bladam

a guy who is black and his name is adam if you cant diss you cant get nanum
by bert February 23, 2003
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