Definitions by ayb

mortal kombat 

A violent, bloody, but fun fighting game series which spawned one of the best videogame-based movies ever. Mainly features a Shaolin warrior called Liu Kang, who must keep the Earth realm safe from interdimensional sorcerers who just want to take over the world and change it to their desires.

Liu Kang put the kicking on Shang Tzung during the last Mortal Kombat tournament.

mortal kombat by AYB October 16, 2003

A-Team 

One of the better shows of the 1980s. Features 4 mercenaries saving good-hearted folks from evil suckas while avoiding being captured by Colonel Klink. Every episode is action packed because the A-Team is on the jazz.

You can catch the A-Team on Spike TV (formerly TNN).

A-Team by AYB October 16, 2003

Tubcat 

Without a doubt, this is one of the worst website ever made. Features a horrible design, poor spelling/grammar, painfully bad use of color, and very FAT cats.
If you don't believe me, just type www.tubcat.com and see for yourself.

The owners of the cats shown on the Tubcat site should be jailed for animal cruelty. Nuff said.

Tubcat by AYB October 15, 2003

I love the 80's 

The VH1 take on the 1980s sucks dog-shit. They did the documentaries as if rock and hip-hop did not exist before 1990. Instead, VH1 only focuses on the hair, the hair, and nothing but the hair. The hair sucked alright, but that was NOT the only thing significant about the 80's. Sheesh.

I love the 80's, but not according to the opinions of the assholes who run VH1.

I love the 80's by AYB October 15, 2003

good music

Jazz, rock, classical music, some forms of techno, anything that's not played on MTV, B.E.T., or the Top 40 radio station.

The Internet is also another source of good music. Too bad the RIAA is trying to shut that down.

good music by AYB October 15, 2003

Boca 

A company that makes shitty imitation mtae products that are made of soy. If they really want to convert people to the soybean craze, they could at least find a way to get rid of that raw bean taste and the estrogens of soy.

I once tried a Boca burger. Never went anywhere near soy products since.

Boca by AYB October 13, 2003

Taco Bell dog

The ratlike-dog, or Chihuahua, which once appeared in many Taco Bell advertisements from the late 1990s to the early 2000s.

I wouldn't be surprised if the Taco Bell dog met its demise by accidentally falling into the meat grinder.

Taco Bell dog by AYB October 10, 2003