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Lone Ranger: I still don't know why every time Tonto would laugh when he addresed me as "Kemosabe". Must be because of the way I talk.
by AYB June 17, 2003
Get the kemosabe mug.A medium of exchange required in a ridiculously large quantity in order to make modern life's miseries easier to work with. Typically the people who need money don't have it or will never have any, while those who don't need it are usually the ones who squander it foolishly.
by AYB June 18, 2003
Get the Money mug.A castrated spokesman for MTV shows like Total Request Live which are responsible for the dumbing down of America's youth.
by AYB June 19, 2003
Get the carson daly mug.It's not even a show. It's just one big advertizement for forgettable and overly cliched pop/rap music.
Total Request Live is the final reason why I stopped watching MTV and turned to the MP3 scene for less biased music requests.
by AYB June 19, 2003
Get the Total Request Live mug.Being in a state of having no life or ceasing to exist.
A typical pop star's career within four years, doubled if said pop star signs a Faustian deal with MTV or the RIAA.
A typical pop star's career within four years, doubled if said pop star signs a Faustian deal with MTV or the RIAA.
by AYB June 19, 2003
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Get the jumping the shark mug.A huge void between conception and death, where souls exist and compete for as long as possible to remain in that void.
When the philosopher finally discovered the meaning of life, he committed suicide before telling everyone else about it.
by AYB June 19, 2003
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