ayb's definitions

cornholio

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.

"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).

by AYB July 20, 2003

sadapop

Soda or pop. This word is used to help people understand that both are the same thing.

Customer: I would like a medium soda.
Server: Wha?
Customer: I SAID, Iwould like a fucking soda! What part of that don't you fucking understand?
Server: Oh, do you mean soda?
Customer: I don't want no goddamn water! I said I want a fucking Coca Cola!
Server: Then you need a sodapop then.
Customer: Whatever. Just get me my fucking soda already!

by AYB March 31, 2003

Taco Bell

The place to go if you want to shoot liquid poop out of your ass within two hours.

Yo Quiero Taco Bell.

by AYB February 18, 2003

Afrocentrist

A person who is part of a New Age cult called Afrocentrism. Typically, the person is an African American who refuses to fit into American "culture"

February is the Afrocentrist's favorit month because it celebrates black history.

by AYB July 8, 2003

Street Fighter

Basically, a Capcom fighting game series with the same old plot which goes like this:
1) Ryu meets his childhood friend, Ken.
2) Ryu picks a fight with some badass villain who is plotting to take over the world. Examples; Sagat, M. Bison/Vega, Akuma, and that neon guy from Street Fighter 3.
3) (optional) Chun Li steps in with all her panty-revealing high-kick glory.
4) A bunch of other characters step in to either join Ryu, or the bad guys.
5) Ryu beats the crap out of all the said characters.
6) Ryu beats the crap out of Ken.
7) Ryu beats the crap out of the bad guys.
8) Ryu goes out to pick a fight with some other bad guy, thus starting yet another Street Fighter upgrade/sequel.

So basically, if you've played one game, you've played them all.

God, when will Crapcom start making more original fighting games instead of rehashing the Street Fighter series?

by AYB July 19, 2003

Wal Mart

The Microsoft of the department store industry. It's THE place to go shopping if you are the type who lives in a trailer or the ghetto.

And the trailer trash and ghetto folks from all over America all lined up in front of Wal Mart, dressed in their best clothes, ready to buy everything that's on sale there.

by AYB February 17, 2003

monopoly

Having control of everything in a particular buisness area.

SONY and MICROSOFT are perfect examples of a monopoly.

by AYB April 1, 2003