Definitions by ayb

rasputin 

A bastard who just doesn't know when to die already.

They shot him and stabbed him and burned him and kicked him, but Rasputin still showed signs of life.

rasputin by AYB April 4, 2003

democracy 

Mob rule.

Works in theory, fails in practice.

The government never really cares about the opinions of the people who support it anyway.

democracy by AYB April 4, 2003

GUI 

Graphical User Interface.

A visual display of files, programs, and program directories designed to make it easier for a person to use a computer.

Microsoft Windows has an easy-to use GUI.

GUI by AYB April 4, 2003

windows 

A fast and very stable operating system for the PC. Compatible with a wide range of hardware devices, and is very easy to use and learn. Updated once in a couple years unlike Linux, which is updated every three weeks because it's so full of bugs that it shouldn't even have been released to the public until 2017.

I still use Windows 98 to this day, and the only time it acted up was when I deleted some system files. It's not surprising that most of the people who badmouth Windows are actually running Windows on their computers.

windows by AYB April 4, 2003

neopolitan 

An ice-cream flavor that is composed of separate bands of chocolate, strawberry, and vanilla.

Neopolitan ice-cream tastes good.

neopolitan by AYB April 4, 2003

gumbo

A dish that originated from the black people of the South-Eastern United States. It is a mixture of meat, okra, leafy vegetables, clili peppers, and whatever leftover food you have.

Are you sure that was the month-old pot roast you put in that gumbo because I swear I saw something swimming in my bowl when I stuck my spoon in?

gumbo by AYB April 3, 2003

humanoid 

A being that resembles a human.
A robot that was designed to mimic the behavio of and/or look like a human being.

See android.

There is always a high possibility that the humanoid in an anime show is a very attractive female.

humanoid by AYB April 3, 2003