ayb's definitions

Mountain Dew

A college student's best remedy for drowsiness during the early morning hours on the day the term paper is due.

although Jolt cola has more caffeine.

by AYB April 8, 2003

Assassin

A person whose assignment is to kill. Typically, the person is paid to do the job well.

A hit man does classify as an assassin, since he is hired to help "take care of" unsettled business.

by AYB June 22, 2003

Robocop

A kickass robotic police enforcer.

Nuff said.

by AYB March 12, 2003

Life

A huge void between conception and death, where souls exist and compete for as long as possible to remain in that void.

When the philosopher finally discovered the meaning of life, he committed suicide before telling everyone else about it.

by AYB June 19, 2003

D.A.R.E.

A program that's supposed to teach children about the dangers of drug abuse. And by the looks of things, the program has already failed miserably to keep kids off drugs.

The schools might as well let the kids shoot and smoke all they want.

by AYB April 1, 2003

goa

A variation of techno.

by AYB February 13, 2003

nice guys finish last

It basically means that you will never have any sex whatsoever in your life if you don't treat women like shit.

The polite and well-mannered man who treated women like royalty realized too late that nice guys finish last.

by AYB October 21, 2003