Definitions by ayb

rasputin 

A bastard who just doesn't know when to die already.

They shot him and stabbed him and burned him and kicked him, but Rasputin still showed signs of life.

rasputin by AYB April 4, 2003

democracy 

Mob rule.

Works in theory, fails in practice.

The government never really cares about the opinions of the people who support it anyway.

democracy by AYB April 4, 2003

GUI 

Graphical User Interface.

A visual display of files, programs, and program directories designed to make it easier for a person to use a computer.

Microsoft Windows has an easy-to use GUI.

GUI by AYB April 4, 2003

windows 

A fast and very stable operating system for the PC. Compatible with a wide range of hardware devices, and is very easy to use and learn. Updated once in a couple years unlike Linux, which is updated every three weeks because it's so full of bugs that it shouldn't even have been released to the public until 2017.

I still use Windows 98 to this day, and the only time it acted up was when I deleted some system files. It's not surprising that most of the people who badmouth Windows are actually running Windows on their computers.

windows by AYB April 4, 2003

neopolitan 

An ice-cream flavor that is composed of separate bands of chocolate, strawberry, and vanilla.

Neopolitan ice-cream tastes good.

neopolitan by AYB April 4, 2003

root 

What a plant uses to extract water and nutrients from the soil.

Dandelions are hard to get rid of because their deep roots can break off and regenerate the plant that is pulled out.

root by AYB April 3, 2003

android 

A being that resembles a human or other living being.
A robot that was designed to mimic the behavior of and/or look like a human or other living being.

Androids that mimic people are called humanoids.

If the anime show has a science-fiction theme, it will most likely contain an android of some kind, be it animal, plant, or human.

android by AYB April 3, 2003