Definitions by awmm

Texas Roadhouse 

A chain of Texas themed steak restaurants (although it was founded in Indiana and it's currently based in Kentucky). It's known for its bread rolls and buckets of peanuts.

Texas Roadhouse is so much better than Outback Steakhouse.

Texas Roadhouse by awmm December 10, 2018

Autoincorrect

When your typing something correctly and you're phone changes it to make it wrong.

We we're sending a text message and autoincorrect changed it.
Autoincorrect can go to he'll.

Autoincorrect by awmm November 5, 2018

St-Hubert 

A restaurant chain based in Montreal with locations all across French Canada. Most of their restaurants are in the province of Quebec, but there are a few near Ottawa and some in New Brunswick. Their chicken is so much better than Swiss Chalet, and they have unlimited cole slaw as well as those yellow delivery cars.

St-Hubert is so much better than Swiss Chalet

St-Hubert by awmm August 24, 2018

hadn't of 

Something that only complete idiots say

Maybe if I hadn't of failed 4th grade I would know how to speak better

hadn't of by awmm August 15, 2018

picture shopping 

When you take pictures of things in a store so you can order them online later for less.

I visited a store and saw some stuff I liked, but I didn't buy anything because I thought I could just try picture shopping and order everything I liked online for cheaper.

picture shopping by awmm June 5, 2018

heigh 

To have a certain height. Basically, heigh is to height (pronounced like "hate" for consistency's sake) what weigh is to weight.

I heigh 184 cm.

heigh by awmm June 4, 2018

upfucking 

The act of fucking something up

Neither of us knew how to fix our dishwasher, so we knew that if we would be in for a major upfucking if we didn't call for help.

upfucking by awmm May 21, 2018