awmm's definitions

tummy table

When fat people balance plates on their stomachs

Jim is sitting on the sofa, watching TV, and eating pizza off his tummy table.

by awmm December 19, 2017

milk cushions

breasts

Caroline has big milk cushions

by awmm October 6, 2021

Kidcessory

The result of a baby bump

Angelina Jolie had a baby bump for a few months, but now she has a kidcessory.

by awmm June 10, 2015

Zooker

Short for bazooka

I just shot a zombie with my zooker

by awmm October 6, 2017

upfucking

The act of fucking something up

Neither of us knew how to fix our dishwasher, so we knew that if we would be in for a major upfucking if we didn't call for help.

by awmm May 21, 2018

heigh

To have a certain height. Basically, heigh is to height (pronounced like "hate" for consistency's sake) what weigh is to weight.

I heigh 184 cm.

by awmm June 4, 2018

occidental

Western, opposite of oriental

If Asians are called Oriental, then Europeans should be called Occidental.

by awmm October 11, 2015