autistic nerd 1991's definitions

Simp

An insecure and or desperate guy who feels that he will always be single, so he goes to extremes to win her over.

Guy: I’m gonna go get her a $300 dollar Gift card from her favorite store, Lord And Taylor, so hopefully I’ll have a shot with her, and not stay single forever as I’m destined to be.

Guy2: Stop being so desperate, you’re being a Simp.

by autistic nerd 1991 August 21, 2020

Dixiecran

A far-right southern white nationalist/racist person who is republican who is like a Dixiecrat of the 1950-1960's. Many Neo-Confederates today fit in this category.

Friend 1 "Dude, don't talk to him about Lincoln, He's a dixiecran, he would've been a democrat during the civil war and for most of the South's history. He's only Republican because it represents today his far-right views."

Friend 2: "Yeah you're right. The republican party of today is very much like segregationalist party, especially Southern republicans. Plus the South does have the highest incarceration rates among People of Color in the U.S. Dixiecrans governors are to blame."

by autistic nerd 1991 October 23, 2020

Simp

A guy desperate to date or impress a girl, usually a guy who has little to no friends and Will do anything to get the girl he desires, but will turn into a total scumbag upon rejection and will likely remain single for the rest of his life due to his desperate and at times unacceptable behavior.

Simp guy “I bought you your entire wardrobe and even paid for your vacation, can you please at least give me a chance?”

Girl: “No, because you’re a simp and you smell desperation

Simp guy: “you know what? I’m not a SIMP! fuck you, you fucking bitch! Hope you and your entire family die of covid and by the way you owe me $3,000 you fucking leech!

Girl: “Aaand that’s why you’ll always be single, you simp.”

by autistic nerd 1991 October 26, 2020

fatshole

Derogatory statement used by abusive scumbags, usually relatives against people who are obese/overwieght.

Yo, fatshole! How many times do I have to tell you, don't breathe so loudly, you're giving me damn headache

Call me that one more time, and I will show you what this "Fatshole is capable of, when I beat your ass into a coma!

by autistic nerd 1991 April 1, 2017

IPBM

IPBM is an abbreviation for Interplanteary Ballistic Missle. Most IPBM, like the ICBM's can be equipped with nuclear or biological warheads. A typical IPBM can travel halfway across the galaxy in under a week by scouting out or producing their own wormholes.

Numerous IPBM's, repeat numerous IPBM 's have been launched, 300 missiles inbound

Location to be impacted is Mars, Earth and Venus

by autistic nerd 1991 October 6, 2016

Tidy Widies

Small male white underwear, usually Hanes or speedos that are so small that sometimes, it is even smaller than a woman's bakini and occasionally the penis and balls may come out

Let's pull down his pants
Oh he's wearing tidy widies! Lol!

by autistic nerd 1991 October 3, 2016

Drunch

Like a brunch is Breakfast and lunch.

A brunch is typically between 4-7 PM and is usually happen when someone who works so hard, that they forgot to eat lunch.

I have to work so damn hard, that I have do eat a Drunch, and even then sometimes I don't have time for that!

I feel you, sis.

by autistic nerd 1991 September 21, 2016