autistic nerd 1991's definitions

Are you from Texas?

A joke referring to the trope of everything being bigger in Texas, referring to dick size

Me: Are you from Texas?

My friend: I am:

Me: Fuck me in the ass!

by autistic nerd 1991 June 8, 2025

Tidy Widies

Small male white underwear, usually Hanes or speedos that are so small that sometimes, it is even smaller than a woman's bakini and occasionally the penis and balls may come out

Let's pull down his pants
Oh he's wearing tidy widies! Lol!

by autistic nerd 1991 October 3, 2016

Dixiecran

A far-right southern white nationalist/racist person who is republican who is like a Dixiecrat of the 1950-1960's. Many Neo-Confederates today fit in this category.

Friend 1 "Dude, don't talk to him about Lincoln, He's a dixiecran, he would've been a democrat during the civil war and for most of the South's history. He's only Republican because it represents today his far-right views."

Friend 2: "Yeah you're right. The republican party of today is very much like segregationalist party, especially Southern republicans. Plus the South does have the highest incarceration rates among People of Color in the U.S. Dixiecrans governors are to blame."

by autistic nerd 1991 October 23, 2020

manhattanhenge

A word that Neil Degrasse Tyson gave to when the sun aligns with the Manhattan East-West Grid System. It is also known as the Manhattan Equinox, or the Manhattan Solstice.

Let's go outside, today is Manhattanhenge, you don't see this very often! Hey, you could take the photo and post it to Instagram, or twitter.

Fine! if I post this photo on Instagram, I better get more followers !

by autistic nerd 1991 July 11, 2016

Pesticrop

A GMO crop, for example corn that is used as a pesticide and also as a food source for farmers who don't want to use pesticide sprays on their crops to save money, used by companies like Monsanto.

Damn, you don't know where that corn came from, it could be poison like a Pesticrop from Monsanto, or some other GMO shit like that, buy organic, dude and save nature!

by autistic nerd 1991 May 26, 2015

stormjunkie

Is essentially a storm chaser who goes to the extreme in storm chasing by taking many risks as by getting too close to tornadoes to get a thrill or rush of adrenaline associated with it.

Most storm chasers today aren't stormjunkies, but the few that are should go on professional storm chasing tour companies and let the pros do their job, to protect the public!

by autistic nerd 1991 March 10, 2015

Drunch

Like a brunch is Breakfast and lunch.

A brunch is typically between 4-7 PM and is usually happen when someone who works so hard, that they forgot to eat lunch.

I have to work so damn hard, that I have do eat a Drunch, and even then sometimes I don't have time for that!

I feel you, sis.

by autistic nerd 1991 September 21, 2016