autistic nerd 1991's definitions

Simp

A guy desperate to date or impress a girl, usually a guy who has little to no friends and Will do anything to get the girl he desires, but will turn into a total scumbag upon rejection and will likely remain single for the rest of his life due to his desperate and at times unacceptable behavior.

Simp guy “I bought you your entire wardrobe and even paid for your vacation, can you please at least give me a chance?”

Girl: “No, because you’re a simp and you smell desperation

Simp guy: “you know what? I’m not a SIMP! fuck you, you fucking bitch! Hope you and your entire family die of covid and by the way you owe me $3,000 you fucking leech!

Girl: “Aaand that’s why you’ll always be single, you simp.”

by autistic nerd 1991 October 26, 2020

commiefascist

What Joseph Stalin was.

Stalin was such a fucking commiefascist

by autistic nerd 1991 September 19, 2016

manhattanhenge

A word that Neil Degrasse Tyson gave to when the sun aligns with the Manhattan East-West Grid System. It is also known as the Manhattan Equinox, or the Manhattan Solstice.

Let's go outside, today is Manhattanhenge, you don't see this very often! Hey, you could take the photo and post it to Instagram, or twitter.

Fine! if I post this photo on Instagram, I better get more followers !

by autistic nerd 1991 July 11, 2016

IPBM

IPBM is an abbreviation for Interplanteary Ballistic Missle. Most IPBM, like the ICBM's can be equipped with nuclear or biological warheads. A typical IPBM can travel halfway across the galaxy in under a week by scouting out or producing their own wormholes.

Numerous IPBM's, repeat numerous IPBM 's have been launched, 300 missiles inbound

Location to be impacted is Mars, Earth and Venus

by autistic nerd 1991 October 6, 2016

purgigle

To giggle and purr, especially simultaneously when being tickled and caressed during foreplay, or entirely non-sexual situations , or just making that sound intentionally just to be funny.

Aww! Look at them Purgigle! They’re soo cute when they are purgigling, let’s tickle and rub their belly some more!

by autistic nerd 1991 June 8, 2019

Froot

Front trunk on an EV, or a rear or mid engine vehicle in the UK.

Edward, load the groceries in the Froot, the boot is full

by autistic nerd 1991 December 15, 2021

fatshole

Derogatory statement used by abusive scumbags, usually relatives against people who are obese/overwieght.

Yo, fatshole! How many times do I have to tell you, don't breathe so loudly, you're giving me damn headache

Call me that one more time, and I will show you what this "Fatshole is capable of, when I beat your ass into a coma!

by autistic nerd 1991 April 1, 2017