autistic nerd 1991's definitions

Are you from Texas?

A joke referring to the trope of everything being bigger in Texas, referring to dick size

Me: Are you from Texas?

My friend: I am:

Me: Fuck me in the ass!

by autistic nerd 1991 June 8, 2025

Tidy Widies

Small male white underwear, usually Hanes or speedos that are so small that sometimes, it is even smaller than a woman's bakini and occasionally the penis and balls may come out

Let's pull down his pants
Oh he's wearing tidy widies! Lol!

by autistic nerd 1991 October 3, 2016

Simp

An insecure and or desperate guy who feels that he will always be single, so he goes to extremes to win her over.

Guy: I’m gonna go get her a $300 dollar Gift card from her favorite store, Lord And Taylor, so hopefully I’ll have a shot with her, and not stay single forever as I’m destined to be.

Guy2: Stop being so desperate, you’re being a Simp.

by autistic nerd 1991 August 21, 2020

hapgry

being happy and angry at the same time, ie having mixed emotions.

I got a job, but my friend is spreading false rumors about me I am happy and angry the same time, damn I must be hapgry

by autistic nerd 1991 March 11, 2015

Froot

Front trunk on an EV, or a rear or mid engine vehicle in the UK.

Edward, load the groceries in the Froot, the boot is full

by autistic nerd 1991 December 15, 2021

manhattanhenge

A word that Neil Degrasse Tyson gave to when the sun aligns with the Manhattan East-West Grid System. It is also known as the Manhattan Equinox, or the Manhattan Solstice.

Let's go outside, today is Manhattanhenge, you don't see this very often! Hey, you could take the photo and post it to Instagram, or twitter.

Fine! if I post this photo on Instagram, I better get more followers !

by autistic nerd 1991 July 11, 2016

commiefascist

What Joseph Stalin was.

Stalin was such a fucking commiefascist

by autistic nerd 1991 September 19, 2016