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intellectual disability

Is a term used by medical professionals today to diagnose people who have cognitive impairments ranging from mild intellectual disability to severe intellectual disability. scientist claim that the most likely cause of intellectual disability is either an infection during pregnancy, and or and environmental trigger such as mercury and or a traumatic brain injury, or TBI
"My God, why are you in special ed?"

"I have a form of an intellectual disability, that require special accommodations for me to learn at the same rate as everyone else.the doctor said that my IQ is not really affected by much but I have a significant learning disability that is linked to my autism. you do know what autism is right?

"yeah, my older brother has autism in a matter of fact my mom says he has Aspergers Syndrome, is that what you have as well?"

Well, yeah I have aspergers as well as ADHD OCD and because I was being bullied so much and called "retard" all the time I also suffer from depression and anger problems now. I'm actually being sent to the principal's office right now for getting the fight last week. some kid called me the R word and when I asked him to apologize he punched me in the face. I retaliated by throw my backpack in his face and calling him some very bad words as well which I do deserve to be going out to the principal's office for and I really don't want to repeat what I said to that kid you should have seen how I was yelling at him and cursing him out!

"Damn, you must have been pissed! You're lucky you want me I would have made sure he got a bloody nose not just a backpack thrown at him and being cursed out, you don't deserve to be going to the principal's office you should be held as a hero for standing up for yourself!I will be your advocate to make sure you don't get suspended or expelled or even get any detention.
by autistic nerd 1991 March 9, 2015
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low blow

to say something disrespectful or untrue to someone.
Bernie Sanders to Clinton "Madam Secretary, That was a low blow"
by autistic nerd 1991 September 19, 2016
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Simp

A guy desperate to date or impress a girl, usually a guy who has little to no friends and Will do anything to get the girl he desires, but will turn into a total scumbag upon rejection and will likely remain single for the rest of his life due to his desperate and at times unacceptable behavior.
Simp guy “I bought you your entire wardrobe and even paid for your vacation, can you please at least give me a chance?”

Girl: “No, because you’re a simp and you smell desperation

Simp guy: “you know what? I’m not a SIMP! fuck you, you fucking bitch! Hope you and your entire family die of covid and by the way you owe me $3,000 you fucking leech!

Girl: “Aaand that’s why you’ll always be single, you simp.”
by autistic nerd 1991 October 26, 2020
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Drunch

Like a brunch is Breakfast and lunch.

A brunch is typically between 4-7 PM and is usually happen when someone who works so hard, that they forgot to eat lunch.
I have to work so damn hard, that I have do eat a Drunch, and even then sometimes I don't have time for that!

I feel you, sis.
by autistic nerd 1991 September 21, 2016
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hapgry

being happy and angry at the same time, ie having mixed emotions.
I got a job, but my friend is spreading false rumors about me I am happy and angry the same time, damn I must be hapgry
by autistic nerd 1991 March 11, 2015
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extreme head

a person who likes to do dangerous things to always get an adrenaline rush, such as skydiving storm chasing and/or tubing or other extreme sports.
I mean look at that guy he has three near fatal accidents and that still doesn't tell him to stop skiing. any chases tornadoes. What an extreme head now that's the way to live without any fear!
by autistic nerd 1991 March 10, 2015
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purgigle

To giggle and purr, especially simultaneously when being tickled and caressed during foreplay, or entirely non-sexual situations , or just making that sound intentionally just to be funny.
Aww! Look at them Purgigle! They’re soo cute when they are purgigling, let’s tickle and rub their belly some more!
by autistic nerd 1991 June 8, 2019
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