autistic nerd 1991's definitions

Simp

A guy desperate to date or impress a girl, usually a guy who has little to no friends and Will do anything to get the girl he desires, but will turn into a total scumbag upon rejection and will likely remain single for the rest of his life due to his desperate and at times unacceptable behavior.

Simp guy “I bought you your entire wardrobe and even paid for your vacation, can you please at least give me a chance?”

Girl: “No, because you’re a simp and you smell desperation

Simp guy: “you know what? I’m not a SIMP! fuck you, you fucking bitch! Hope you and your entire family die of covid and by the way you owe me $3,000 you fucking leech!

Girl: “Aaand that’s why you’ll always be single, you simp.”

by autistic nerd 1991 October 26, 2020

Drunch

Like a brunch is Breakfast and lunch.

A brunch is typically between 4-7 PM and is usually happen when someone who works so hard, that they forgot to eat lunch.

I have to work so damn hard, that I have do eat a Drunch, and even then sometimes I don't have time for that!

I feel you, sis.

by autistic nerd 1991 September 21, 2016

extreme head

a person who likes to do dangerous things to always get an adrenaline rush, such as skydiving storm chasing and/or tubing or other extreme sports.

I mean look at that guy he has three near fatal accidents and that still doesn't tell him to stop skiing. any chases tornadoes. What an extreme head now that's the way to live without any fear!

by autistic nerd 1991 March 10, 2015

minet

Russian curse meaning blow job.

can you give me minet da?

by autistic nerd 1991 March 11, 2015

Commufascism

A country, state, or organization that uses both Fascist and communist ideologies.

China uses Commufascism since china is communist, yet uses fascist ideologies by allowing mass capitalism at a scale greater than the US.

by autistic nerd 1991 March 27, 2015

Pesticrop

A GMO crop, for example corn that is used as a pesticide and also as a food source for farmers who don't want to use pesticide sprays on their crops to save money, used by companies like Monsanto.

Damn, you don't know where that corn came from, it could be poison like a Pesticrop from Monsanto, or some other GMO shit like that, buy organic, dude and save nature!

by autistic nerd 1991 May 26, 2015

stormjunkie

Is essentially a storm chaser who goes to the extreme in storm chasing by taking many risks as by getting too close to tornadoes to get a thrill or rush of adrenaline associated with it.

Most storm chasers today aren't stormjunkies, but the few that are should go on professional storm chasing tour companies and let the pros do their job, to protect the public!

by autistic nerd 1991 March 10, 2015