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is a shot of espresso that is extremely very extremely loaded with caffeine for people that want to stay up the whole day and whole night who cannot function without it, essentially total coffee fanatics!
"I would like mine a triple espresso nut, but no!, I would I would like it to be a blastercoffee, quadruple espresso with foam on top"
by autistic nerd 1991 March 10, 2015
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Guy: I’m gonna go get her a $300 dollar Gift card from her favorite store, Lord And Taylor, so hopefully I’ll have a shot with her, and not stay single forever as I’m destined to be.
Guy2: Stop being so desperate, you’re being a Simp.
Guy2: Stop being so desperate, you’re being a Simp.
by autistic nerd 1991 August 21, 2020
Get the Simp mug.a person who likes to do dangerous things to always get an adrenaline rush, such as skydiving storm chasing and/or tubing or other extreme sports.
I mean look at that guy he has three near fatal accidents and that still doesn't tell him to stop skiing. any chases tornadoes. What an extreme head now that's the way to live without any fear!
by autistic nerd 1991 March 10, 2015
Get the extreme head mug.IPBM is an abbreviation for Interplanteary Ballistic Missle. Most IPBM, like the ICBM's can be equipped with nuclear or biological warheads. A typical IPBM can travel halfway across the galaxy in under a week by scouting out or producing their own wormholes.
Numerous IPBM's, repeat numerous IPBM 's have been launched, 300 missiles inbound
Location to be impacted is Mars, Earth and Venus
Location to be impacted is Mars, Earth and Venus
by autistic nerd 1991 October 6, 2016
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Get the minet mug.Derogatory statement used by abusive scumbags, usually relatives against people who are obese/overwieght.
Yo, fatshole! How many times do I have to tell you, don't breathe so loudly, you're giving me damn headache
Call me that one more time, and I will show you what this "Fatshole is capable of, when I beat your ass into a coma!
Call me that one more time, and I will show you what this "Fatshole is capable of, when I beat your ass into a coma!
by autistic nerd 1991 April 1, 2017
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