autistic nerd 1991's definitions

minet

Russian curse meaning blow job.

can you give me minet da?

by autistic nerd 1991 March 11, 2015

Chiberia

The weather in Chicago gets so cold, that it's climate can get cold like Siberia, since in Siberia it gets really hot in the summer and brutally cold in the winter.

Man, it's so cold today, It's Chiberia, not Chicago! Lake Michigan has completely frozen over!!!

by autistic nerd 1991 May 24, 2015

hapgry

being happy and angry at the same time, ie having mixed emotions.

I got a job, but my friend is spreading false rumors about me I am happy and angry the same time, damn I must be hapgry

by autistic nerd 1991 March 11, 2015

purgigle

To giggle and purr, especially simultaneously when being tickled and caressed during foreplay, or entirely non-sexual situations , or just making that sound intentionally just to be funny.

Aww! Look at them Purgigle! They’re soo cute when they are purgigling, let’s tickle and rub their belly some more!

by autistic nerd 1991 June 8, 2019

Froot

Front trunk on an EV, or a rear or mid engine vehicle in the UK.

Edward, load the groceries in the Froot, the boot is full

by autistic nerd 1991 December 15, 2021

Simp

An insecure and or desperate guy who feels that he will always be single, so he goes to extremes to win her over.

Guy: I’m gonna go get her a $300 dollar Gift card from her favorite store, Lord And Taylor, so hopefully I’ll have a shot with her, and not stay single forever as I’m destined to be.

Guy2: Stop being so desperate, you’re being a Simp.

by autistic nerd 1991 August 21, 2020

Are you from Texas?

A joke referring to the trope of everything being bigger in Texas, referring to dick size

Me: Are you from Texas?

My friend: I am:

Me: Fuck me in the ass!

by autistic nerd 1991 June 8, 2025