autistic nerd 1991's definitions
I got a job, but my friend is spreading false rumors about me I am happy and angry the same time, damn I must be hapgry
by autistic nerd 1991 March 11, 2015
Get the hapgrymug. To giggle and purr, especially simultaneously when being tickled and caressed during foreplay, or entirely non-sexual situations , or just making that sound intentionally just to be funny.
Aww! Look at them Purgigle! They’re soo cute when they are purgigling, let’s tickle and rub their belly some more!
by autistic nerd 1991 June 8, 2019
Get the purgiglemug. by autistic nerd 1991 December 15, 2021
Get the Frootmug. Like a brunch is Breakfast and lunch.
A brunch is typically between 4-7 PM and is usually happen when someone who works so hard, that they forgot to eat lunch.
A brunch is typically between 4-7 PM and is usually happen when someone who works so hard, that they forgot to eat lunch.
I have to work so damn hard, that I have do eat a Drunch, and even then sometimes I don't have time for that!
I feel you, sis.
I feel you, sis.
by autistic nerd 1991 September 21, 2016
Get the Drunchmug. A guy desperate to date or impress a girl, usually a guy who has little to no friends and Will do anything to get the girl he desires, but will turn into a total scumbag upon rejection and will likely remain single for the rest of his life due to his desperate and at times unacceptable behavior.
Simp guy “I bought you your entire wardrobe and even paid for your vacation, can you please at least give me a chance?”
Girl: “No, because you’re a simp and you smell desperation
Simp guy: “you know what? I’m not a SIMP! fuck you, you fucking bitch! Hope you and your entire family die of covid and by the way you owe me $3,000 you fucking leech!
Girl: “Aaand that’s why you’ll always be single, you simp.”
Girl: “No, because you’re a simp and you smell desperation
Simp guy: “you know what? I’m not a SIMP! fuck you, you fucking bitch! Hope you and your entire family die of covid and by the way you owe me $3,000 you fucking leech!
Girl: “Aaand that’s why you’ll always be single, you simp.”
by autistic nerd 1991 October 26, 2020
Get the Simpmug. An insecure and or desperate guy who feels that he will always be single, so he goes to extremes to win her over.
Guy: I’m gonna go get her a $300 dollar Gift card from her favorite store, Lord And Taylor, so hopefully I’ll have a shot with her, and not stay single forever as I’m destined to be.
Guy2: Stop being so desperate, you’re being a Simp.
Guy2: Stop being so desperate, you’re being a Simp.
by autistic nerd 1991 August 21, 2020
Get the Simpmug. by autistic nerd 1991 June 8, 2025
Get the Are you from Texas?mug.