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solarsaurus

A solar flare shaped like dinosaur which occurred on September 16 th, 2015.
Wow, that's one big solar flare, it also looks like a dinosaur, so let's call it a solarsaurus.

Yeah dude, gusts a cool name!
by autistic nerd 1991 November 1, 2015
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Commufascism

A country, state, or organization that uses both Fascist and communist ideologies.
China uses Commufascism since china is communist, yet uses fascist ideologies by allowing mass capitalism at a scale greater than the US.
by autistic nerd 1991 March 27, 2015
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High Beta Alertness

A state of high anxiety with people prone with Autism or very sensitive to sound, which is caused by abnormally high frequency brain waves. During high beta alertness, the person may become perceptive enough to hear their own brain waves, and only the sound of either a low frequency, or a calming voice may take them out of this state of anxiety. It can sometimes not be caused by an anxious episode, but it can make a person feel anxious, since in a quiet environment the high pitch humming akin to Tinnitus can be heard at times.
Doc, I am hearing this weird ringing in my ears , every time I get stressed out when I am in a quiet room.

Your EEG scan showed that you have have High Beta Alertness by since your ears are really perceptive due to your hyper-sensitive hearing and your EEG shows that the frequencies inside your head are loud enough for your Cochlea to pick up, since your Cochlea is very sensitive to high pitch sound and low pitch sound, so therefore you can hear form -20DB to over 25,000 DB as your hearing sensitivity is off the charts!
by autistic nerd 1991 September 24, 2015
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Simp

An insecure and or desperate guy who feels that he will always be single, so he goes to extremes to win her over.
Guy: I’m gonna go get her a $300 dollar Gift card from her favorite store, Lord And Taylor, so hopefully I’ll have a shot with her, and not stay single forever as I’m destined to be.

Guy2: Stop being so desperate, you’re being a Simp.
by autistic nerd 1991 August 21, 2020
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low blow

to say something disrespectful or untrue to someone.
Bernie Sanders to Clinton "Madam Secretary, That was a low blow"
by autistic nerd 1991 September 19, 2016
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extreme head

a person who likes to do dangerous things to always get an adrenaline rush, such as skydiving storm chasing and/or tubing or other extreme sports.
I mean look at that guy he has three near fatal accidents and that still doesn't tell him to stop skiing. any chases tornadoes. What an extreme head now that's the way to live without any fear!
by autistic nerd 1991 March 10, 2015
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hapgry

being happy and angry at the same time, ie having mixed emotions.
I got a job, but my friend is spreading false rumors about me I am happy and angry the same time, damn I must be hapgry
by autistic nerd 1991 March 11, 2015
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