autistic nerd 1991's definitions

Drunch

Like a brunch is Breakfast and lunch.

A brunch is typically between 4-7 PM and is usually happen when someone who works so hard, that they forgot to eat lunch.

I have to work so damn hard, that I have do eat a Drunch, and even then sometimes I don't have time for that!

I feel you, sis.

by autistic nerd 1991 September 21, 2016

Simp

A guy desperate to date or impress a girl, usually a guy who has little to no friends and Will do anything to get the girl he desires, but will turn into a total scumbag upon rejection and will likely remain single for the rest of his life due to his desperate and at times unacceptable behavior.

Simp guy “I bought you your entire wardrobe and even paid for your vacation, can you please at least give me a chance?”

Girl: “No, because you’re a simp and you smell desperation

Simp guy: “you know what? I’m not a SIMP! fuck you, you fucking bitch! Hope you and your entire family die of covid and by the way you owe me $3,000 you fucking leech!

Girl: “Aaand that’s why you’ll always be single, you simp.”

by autistic nerd 1991 October 26, 2020

solarsaurus

A solar flare shaped like dinosaur which occurred on September 16 th, 2015.

Wow, that's one big solar flare, it also looks like a dinosaur, so let's call it a solarsaurus.

Yeah dude, gusts a cool name!

by autistic nerd 1991 November 1, 2015

purgigle

To giggle and purr, especially simultaneously when being tickled and caressed during foreplay, or entirely non-sexual situations , or just making that sound intentionally just to be funny.

Aww! Look at them Purgigle! They’re soo cute when they are purgigling, let’s tickle and rub their belly some more!

by autistic nerd 1991 June 8, 2019

Chiberia

The weather in Chicago gets so cold, that it's climate can get cold like Siberia, since in Siberia it gets really hot in the summer and brutally cold in the winter.

Man, it's so cold today, It's Chiberia, not Chicago! Lake Michigan has completely frozen over!!!

by autistic nerd 1991 May 24, 2015

extreme head

a person who likes to do dangerous things to always get an adrenaline rush, such as skydiving storm chasing and/or tubing or other extreme sports.

I mean look at that guy he has three near fatal accidents and that still doesn't tell him to stop skiing. any chases tornadoes. What an extreme head now that's the way to live without any fear!

by autistic nerd 1991 March 10, 2015

blastercoffee

is a shot of espresso that is extremely very extremely loaded with caffeine for people that want to stay up the whole day and whole night who cannot function without it, essentially total coffee fanatics!

"I would like mine a triple espresso nut, but no!, I would I would like it to be a blastercoffee, quadruple espresso with foam on top"

by autistic nerd 1991 March 10, 2015