autistic nerd 1991's definitions

Tidy Widies

Small male white underwear, usually Hanes or speedos that are so small that sometimes, it is even smaller than a woman's bakini and occasionally the penis and balls may come out

Let's pull down his pants
Oh he's wearing tidy widies! Lol!

by autistic nerd 1991 October 3, 2016

Simp

An insecure and or desperate guy who feels that he will always be single, so he goes to extremes to win her over.

Guy: I’m gonna go get her a $300 dollar Gift card from her favorite store, Lord And Taylor, so hopefully I’ll have a shot with her, and not stay single forever as I’m destined to be.

Guy2: Stop being so desperate, you’re being a Simp.

by autistic nerd 1991 August 21, 2020

solarsaurus

A solar flare shaped like dinosaur which occurred on September 16 th, 2015.

Wow, that's one big solar flare, it also looks like a dinosaur, so let's call it a solarsaurus.

Yeah dude, gusts a cool name!

by autistic nerd 1991 November 1, 2015

hapgry

being happy and angry at the same time, ie having mixed emotions.

I got a job, but my friend is spreading false rumors about me I am happy and angry the same time, damn I must be hapgry

by autistic nerd 1991 March 11, 2015

purgigle

To giggle and purr, especially simultaneously when being tickled and caressed during foreplay, or entirely non-sexual situations , or just making that sound intentionally just to be funny.

Aww! Look at them Purgigle! They’re soo cute when they are purgigling, let’s tickle and rub their belly some more!

by autistic nerd 1991 June 8, 2019

Froot

Front trunk on an EV, or a rear or mid engine vehicle in the UK.

Edward, load the groceries in the Froot, the boot is full

by autistic nerd 1991 December 15, 2021

Simp

A guy desperate to date or impress a girl, usually a guy who has little to no friends and Will do anything to get the girl he desires, but will turn into a total scumbag upon rejection and will likely remain single for the rest of his life due to his desperate and at times unacceptable behavior.

Simp guy “I bought you your entire wardrobe and even paid for your vacation, can you please at least give me a chance?”

Girl: “No, because you’re a simp and you smell desperation

Simp guy: “you know what? I’m not a SIMP! fuck you, you fucking bitch! Hope you and your entire family die of covid and by the way you owe me $3,000 you fucking leech!

Girl: “Aaand that’s why you’ll always be single, you simp.”

by autistic nerd 1991 October 26, 2020