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Drunch

Like a brunch is Breakfast and lunch.

A brunch is typically between 4-7 PM and is usually happen when someone who works so hard, that they forgot to eat lunch.
I have to work so damn hard, that I have do eat a Drunch, and even then sometimes I don't have time for that!

I feel you, sis.
by autistic nerd 1991 September 21, 2016
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Simp

A guy desperate to date or impress a girl, usually a guy who has little to no friends and Will do anything to get the girl he desires, but will turn into a total scumbag upon rejection and will likely remain single for the rest of his life due to his desperate and at times unacceptable behavior.
Simp guy “I bought you your entire wardrobe and even paid for your vacation, can you please at least give me a chance?”

Girl: “No, because you’re a simp and you smell desperation

Simp guy: “you know what? I’m not a SIMP! fuck you, you fucking bitch! Hope you and your entire family die of covid and by the way you owe me $3,000 you fucking leech!

Girl: “Aaand that’s why you’ll always be single, you simp.”
by autistic nerd 1991 October 26, 2020
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blastercoffee

is a shot of espresso that is extremely very extremely loaded with caffeine for people that want to stay up the whole day and whole night who cannot function without it, essentially total coffee fanatics!
"I would like mine a triple espresso nut, but no!, I would I would like it to be a blastercoffee, quadruple espresso with foam on top"
by autistic nerd 1991 March 10, 2015
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solarsaurus

A solar flare shaped like dinosaur which occurred on September 16 th, 2015.
Wow, that's one big solar flare, it also looks like a dinosaur, so let's call it a solarsaurus.

Yeah dude, gusts a cool name!
by autistic nerd 1991 November 1, 2015
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IPBM

IPBM is an abbreviation for Interplanteary Ballistic Missle. Most IPBM, like the ICBM's can be equipped with nuclear or biological warheads. A typical IPBM can travel halfway across the galaxy in under a week by scouting out or producing their own wormholes.
Numerous IPBM's, repeat numerous IPBM 's have been launched, 300 missiles inbound

Location to be impacted is Mars, Earth and Venus
by autistic nerd 1991 October 6, 2016
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Tidy Widies

Small male white underwear, usually Hanes or speedos that are so small that sometimes, it is even smaller than a woman's bakini and occasionally the penis and balls may come out
Let's pull down his pants
Oh he's wearing tidy widies! Lol!
by autistic nerd 1991 October 3, 2016
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Are you from Texas?

A joke referring to the trope of everything being bigger in Texas, referring to dick size
Me: Are you from Texas?

My friend: I am:

Me: Fuck me in the ass!
by autistic nerd 1991 June 8, 2025
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