autistic nerd 1991's definitions

Are you from Texas?

A joke referring to the trope of everything being bigger in Texas, referring to dick size

Me: Are you from Texas?

My friend: I am:

Me: Fuck me in the ass!

by autistic nerd 1991 June 8, 2025

Froot

Front trunk on an EV, or a rear or mid engine vehicle in the UK.

Edward, load the groceries in the Froot, the boot is full

by autistic nerd 1991 December 15, 2021

Simp

A guy desperate to date or impress a girl, usually a guy who has little to no friends and Will do anything to get the girl he desires, but will turn into a total scumbag upon rejection and will likely remain single for the rest of his life due to his desperate and at times unacceptable behavior.

Simp guy “I bought you your entire wardrobe and even paid for your vacation, can you please at least give me a chance?”

Girl: “No, because you’re a simp and you smell desperation

Simp guy: “you know what? I’m not a SIMP! fuck you, you fucking bitch! Hope you and your entire family die of covid and by the way you owe me $3,000 you fucking leech!

Girl: “Aaand that’s why you’ll always be single, you simp.”

by autistic nerd 1991 October 26, 2020

Dixiecran

A far-right southern white nationalist/racist person who is republican who is like a Dixiecrat of the 1950-1960's. Many Neo-Confederates today fit in this category.

Friend 1 "Dude, don't talk to him about Lincoln, He's a dixiecran, he would've been a democrat during the civil war and for most of the South's history. He's only Republican because it represents today his far-right views."

Friend 2: "Yeah you're right. The republican party of today is very much like segregationalist party, especially Southern republicans. Plus the South does have the highest incarceration rates among People of Color in the U.S. Dixiecrans governors are to blame."

by autistic nerd 1991 October 23, 2020

Simp

An insecure and or desperate guy who feels that he will always be single, so he goes to extremes to win her over.

Guy: I’m gonna go get her a $300 dollar Gift card from her favorite store, Lord And Taylor, so hopefully I’ll have a shot with her, and not stay single forever as I’m destined to be.

Guy2: Stop being so desperate, you’re being a Simp.

by autistic nerd 1991 August 21, 2020

purgigle

To giggle and purr, especially simultaneously when being tickled and caressed during foreplay, or entirely non-sexual situations , or just making that sound intentionally just to be funny.

Aww! Look at them Purgigle! They’re soo cute when they are purgigling, let’s tickle and rub their belly some more!

by autistic nerd 1991 June 8, 2019

fatshole

Derogatory statement used by abusive scumbags, usually relatives against people who are obese/overwieght.

Yo, fatshole! How many times do I have to tell you, don't breathe so loudly, you're giving me damn headache

Call me that one more time, and I will show you what this "Fatshole is capable of, when I beat your ass into a coma!

by autistic nerd 1991 April 1, 2017