authoor's definitions

dumb smart

Someone who thinks they know a lot, and tries to talk like they're smart, but when engaging in debates, they never prove their point.

Fundo thought he was engaging in intellectual conversation with the smartest lady in the world, until he found out she was only dumb smart.

by authOOr June 26, 2006

plasterbate

Masturbating to make a mold of your penile unit with plaster of paris.

Fundo wanted to share his penis with the world, so he plasterbated, with hopes of becoming extremely wealthy.

by authOOr June 27, 2006

detective

The person or persons who asks too many questions, wanting to know too much detail, especially when the detail is not necessarily essential to the conversation.

Friend: Hey Fundo, wanna hang out with me and a couple of chicks tonight?
Fundo: I can't. I got a hot date tonight.
Friend: What's her name?
Fundo: Lacy.
Friend: Where you taking her?
Fundo: Damn, man. Who are you? The fuckin' detective?!

by authOOr June 26, 2006

pimple

Also known as a baby pimp, or a young individual growing up, learning the ways of the pimp.

Gumby, the pimp of all pimps, started out as a pimple, and grew up to become a pimp.

by authOOr June 18, 2006

assistance

When one needs assistance, they need sex.

Fundo needed assistance, but with no females handy, his right hand had to become handy.

by authOOr June 23, 2006

pornopotty

portable bathroom with pornography taped to the walls.

Fundo went to the pornopotty and gave himself a blumpkin.

by authOOr September 2, 2006

SCUMBAG

Store Clean Up Mop Bucket Applications Guy/Gal
The title of the store worker that makes sure everything is tidy.

Fundo enjoyed being the underpaid SCUMBAG, cleaning the store, so he showed up to work early every day.

by authOOr August 24, 2006