authoor's definitions
Melba rubbed on Fundo's lap in the office to see if he was worthy of her tacos. Fundo passed Mella's grind test.
by authOOr June 29, 2006

July 4th. The day, in prisons nation-wide, where each crew picks a person from their team, and dukes it out to decide which crew fairs strongest.
Fundo committed crimes on July 1st to get locked up so that he could celebrate "In The Pen" Dance Day.
by authOOr July 4, 2006

Customer: I'd like to purchase an iPod, please.
Fundo: Sure. Here's a freebie. *Rubs finger in eye and flicks eyepod at customer*
Fundo: Sure. Here's a freebie. *Rubs finger in eye and flicks eyepod at customer*
by authOOr November 18, 2006

by authOOr September 2, 2006

Fundo learned the true meaning of blue balls when the testicular dancer at the go-go bar turned his balls black-and-blue.
by authOOr June 29, 2006

by authOOr August 8, 2006

Store Clean Up Mop Bucket Applications Guy/Gal
The title of the store worker that makes sure everything is tidy.
The title of the store worker that makes sure everything is tidy.
Fundo enjoyed being the underpaid SCUMBAG, cleaning the store, so he showed up to work early every day.
by authOOr August 24, 2006
