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grind test

The test where the woman grinds on a male to see if he is fit for mating.
Melba rubbed on Fundo's lap in the office to see if he was worthy of her tacos. Fundo passed Mella's grind test.
by authOOr June 29, 2006
mugGet the grind testmug.

"In The Pen" Dance Day

July 4th. The day, in prisons nation-wide, where each crew picks a person from their team, and dukes it out to decide which crew fairs strongest.
Fundo committed crimes on July 1st to get locked up so that he could celebrate "In The Pen" Dance Day.
by authOOr July 4, 2006
mugGet the "In The Pen" Dance Daymug.

eyepod

Eyepod is that gunk you wipe out of your eye in the morning.
Customer: I'd like to purchase an iPod, please.
Fundo: Sure. Here's a freebie. *Rubs finger in eye and flicks eyepod at customer*
by authOOr November 18, 2006
mugGet the eyepodmug.

pornopotty

portable bathroom with pornography taped to the walls.
Fundo went to the pornopotty and gave himself a blumpkin.
by authOOr September 2, 2006
mugGet the pornopottymug.

testicular dancer

A person with a fetish for scrotum.
Fundo learned the true meaning of blue balls when the testicular dancer at the go-go bar turned his balls black-and-blue.
by authOOr June 29, 2006
mugGet the testicular dancermug.

JOE

This is JOE. Don't mind him. He Jerks Off Everyday.
by authOOr August 8, 2006
mugGet the JOEmug.

SCUMBAG

Store Clean Up Mop Bucket Applications Guy/Gal
The title of the store worker that makes sure everything is tidy.
Fundo enjoyed being the underpaid SCUMBAG, cleaning the store, so he showed up to work early every day.
by authOOr August 24, 2006
mugGet the SCUMBAGmug.

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