authoor's definitions
The cramp in your left hand that forms from pressing ~, 1, 2, and 3 repeatedly through 10,000 definitions.
by authOOr June 18, 2006

Fundo was watching "Who's Line Is It Anyway?" and was disappointed when they played the Green Screen Game and a Gameboy was no where to be found.
by authOOr November 18, 2006

by authOOr June 26, 2006

Hubert: I need a new 6-shooter
Bubert: Here. Look through my gatalog. It has the finest and latest firearms ever made.
Bubert: Here. Look through my gatalog. It has the finest and latest firearms ever made.
by authOOr June 18, 2006

Similar to a shoehorn, it is a movie you watch while putting your shoes on, where only a few minutes of viewing is needed.
Blorto needed to get ready for work, so he flipped on the shoeporn for 3 minutes as he laced up to get ready to walk out of the door.
by authOOr June 18, 2006

by authOOr June 18, 2006

by authOOr June 18, 2006
