Definitions by authoor

The Man 

The man is a man who wishes to be The Man, and tries his hardest to be The Man by either doing what The Man has done, or saying he did what The Man has done.
In reality, there is only one man who is fated to be The Man, who if he becomes The Man before the age of 25, or if he does not survive until the age of 100, the world will crumble.

Fundo: I found out who the real The Man was, and lost respect for that pretend The Man.
Fundala: Really?! I don't even know who the pretend The Man is. Who's the real The Man?!
Fundo: Are you crazy?! Don't ask me that. I'll get killed for giving out information like that.

The Man by authOOr August 8, 2006

boner 

A boner is what a woman gets when she is excited. Only women get boners. Men get erections.

When Fundo looked at Fundita, she got a boner.

boner by authOOr July 20, 2006

rapper 

A rapper is a crack dealer.

Fundula: Fundo, what do you do for a living?
Fundo: I'm a rapper!
Fundula: For real?! Spit a freestyle for me.
Fundo: What the hell you talkin' about?! I said I rap! I sell crack!
Fundula: Oh...

rapper by authOOr July 19, 2006

school

School is another word for gang or set.

Fundip: What school you from?
Fundo: TCE, nigga! Travelling Circles Elementary!! B-yotch!!

school by authOOr July 11, 2006

virgin

Vagina Is Ripe. Get It Now!!

Fundo climbed a tree to pick a virgin. He got it.

virgin by authOOr July 11, 2006

let's go swimming 

A phrase meaning "I want to have crazy sex."

Fundo jumped into the pool when the lady said to him, "Let's go swimming." Little did Fundo know, the lady was referring to something else.

let's go swimming by authOOr July 10, 2006

storegasm 

The excitement you get when walking into a store where every piece of merchandise is a piece of merchandise you would like to purchase.

or

The orgasm you reach while fornicating in a store.

Fundo had a storegasm when he walked into the wholesale porn shop.

storegasm by authOOr July 10, 2006