authoor's definitions

titty bar

A strip club directed towards the heterosexual male audience.

Fundo's uncle straightened Fundo out by taking him to a titty bar.

by authOOr June 29, 2006

dipsut

dipsut is stupid. stupid is dipsut.

stupid is dipsut. dipsut is stupid.

by authOOr June 27, 2006

storegasm

The excitement you get when walking into a store where every piece of merchandise is a piece of merchandise you would like to purchase.

or

The orgasm you reach while fornicating in a store.

Fundo had a storegasm when he walked into the wholesale porn shop.

by authOOr July 10, 2006

pits

An expletive to replace fuck, shit, stinks, or sucks. Stands for Penis Is Too Small.

After whipping out his whopping mini-weiner, Fundo's girlfriend exclaimed, "That pits!!!"

by authOOr July 10, 2006

tummyache

a tummyache is a boner

Fundo had a tummyache, so he bent forward to hide his bulge.

by authOOr July 5, 2006

psychics

Psychics are federal agents.

Fundo talked to the psychics, and they told him how to join the gang.

by authOOr June 24, 2006

fresh

One who is sixteen years old.

Fundo: Check out that high schooler. She looks fresh.

by authOOr August 24, 2006