Definitions by authoor

assistance 

When one needs assistance, they need sex.

Fundo needed assistance, but with no females handy, his right hand had to become handy.

assistance by authOOr June 23, 2006

help 

When one needs help, they need drugs.

Fundo needed help so that he could stop his itching and scratching.

help by authOOr June 23, 2006

pimple 

It's what's poppin'.

Nudder: What's poppin', homie?
Homie: Your pimple.
Nudder: Damn. You're right. Look at all that puss.

pimple by authOOr June 19, 2006

pimple mirror 

Someone who gets a lot of puss.

Furby wishes he could get as much puss as Elmo the pimple mirror.

pimple mirror by authOOr June 19, 2006

prom 

Porn involving dyslexia.

Dyslexio: How was your prom last night?
Dyslexia: The lighting sucked, but then again, so did I.
Dyslexio: You're so dirty.

prom by authOOr June 19, 2006

dungeon 

Another name for a basement.

John Hinkley nakedly lives in his parents dungeon where his dragon can roam freely.

dungeon by authOOr June 19, 2006

Goddamn, you're huge 

The words said by a woman getting much more than she expected.

The moment Merlin the midget pulled down his pants, Guinevere shouted out, "Goddamn, you're huge!!" because she did not expect a midget to be so talented.

Goddamn, you're huge by authOOr June 19, 2006