Definitions by authoor
free gift
Fundo offered his girlfriend a free gift because he did not want her to see the pimple on his balls.
detective
The person or persons who asks too many questions, wanting to know too much detail, especially when the detail is not necessarily essential to the conversation.
The Bad Parent
A game where the person outside of a parents' peripheral vision repeatedly makes faces or does stupid things to make the baby or child cry, eventually ending in making the parent look like a bad parent because their child is crying out of the blue. Points are awarded for getting away with it, while points are deducted for getting caught.
Fundo saw a lady carrying her child, so he decided to play The Bad Parent game.Fundo made scary faces at the child being carried. When the child cried, the mother yelled at her child to stop crying. Fundo laughed. Points for Fundo.
The Bad Parent by authOOr June 26, 2006
dumb smart
Someone who thinks they know a lot, and tries to talk like they're smart, but when engaging in debates, they never prove their point.
Fundo thought he was engaging in intellectual conversation with the smartest lady in the world, until he found out she was only dumb smart.
dumb smart by authOOr June 26, 2006
psychics
Psychics are federal agents.