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Definitions by authoor

free gift 

A free gift is oral sex with no expectations of getting some back.
Fundo offered his girlfriend a free gift because he did not want her to see the pimple on his balls.
free gift by authOOr June 26, 2006

makes money 

Makes money means takes money.
Friends: Hey Fundo, what do you do for a living?
Fundo: I makes money.
Friends: Why don't you get a job like everyone else?!
makes money by authOOr June 26, 2006

detective 

The person or persons who asks too many questions, wanting to know too much detail, especially when the detail is not necessarily essential to the conversation.
Friend: Hey Fundo, wanna hang out with me and a couple of chicks tonight?
Fundo: I can't. I got a hot date tonight.
Friend: What's her name?
Fundo: Lacy.
Friend: Where you taking her?
Fundo: Damn, man. Who are you? The fuckin' detective?!
detective by authOOr June 26, 2006

The Bad Parent

A game where the person outside of a parents' peripheral vision repeatedly makes faces or does stupid things to make the baby or child cry, eventually ending in making the parent look like a bad parent because their child is crying out of the blue. Points are awarded for getting away with it, while points are deducted for getting caught.
Fundo saw a lady carrying her child, so he decided to play The Bad Parent game.Fundo made scary faces at the child being carried. When the child cried, the mother yelled at her child to stop crying. Fundo laughed. Points for Fundo.
The Bad Parent by authOOr June 26, 2006

dumb smart 

Someone who thinks they know a lot, and tries to talk like they're smart, but when engaging in debates, they never prove their point.
Fundo thought he was engaging in intellectual conversation with the smartest lady in the world, until he found out she was only dumb smart.
dumb smart by authOOr June 26, 2006

psychics 

Psychics are federal agents.
Fundo talked to the psychics, and they told him how to join the gang.
psychics by authOOr June 24, 2006
What you say when you think of sex.
Fundo thinks of sex.
Fundo says aloud, "Awesome!!"
awesome by authOOr June 23, 2006