authoor's definitions

rapper

A rapper is a crack dealer.

Fundula: Fundo, what do you do for a living?
Fundo: I'm a rapper!
Fundula: For real?! Spit a freestyle for me.
Fundo: What the hell you talkin' about?! I said I rap! I sell crack!
Fundula: Oh...

by authOOr July 19, 2006

kitty cooter

Kitty cooter is underage vagina.

Fundo was constantly hitting on the rather developed female until he found out she was a kitty cooter.

by authOOr June 30, 2006

free gift

A free gift is oral sex with no expectations of getting some back.

Fundo offered his girlfriend a free gift because he did not want her to see the pimple on his balls.

by authOOr June 26, 2006

apple

Another word for a ripe pussy.

Fundo wanted to put his worm in the apple, but not without a mackintosh.

by authOOr June 30, 2006

pimple

It's what's poppin'.

Nudder: What's poppin', homie?
Homie: Your pimple.
Nudder: Damn. You're right. Look at all that puss.

by authOOr June 19, 2006

bounty hunter

A bounty hunter is someone who wants to be a cop, but wasn't good enough to become one. As a result, they become stalker snitches.

As a bounty hunter, Fundo followed his sister around until he thought it was time to call police. What a stalker snitch.

by authOOr September 6, 2006

sneak peak

Looking under skirts, or down shirts to get a peak of a naughty part.

While on the escalator, Fundo used his camera phone to get a photographic sneak peak under the skirt of the female standing 3 steps ahead of him. Fortunately for him, she wasn't wearing panties.

by authOOr July 5, 2006