fresh

One who is sixteen years old.

Fundo: Check out that high schooler. She looks fresh.

by authOOr August 24, 2006

umbilical leash

One of those baby restraints with a rope attached so as to prevent a child from running too far out of reach from his/her parental unit. Also known as the primitive version of GPS.

Baby Boy: Damn my stupid mother. She has locked me up in her outdoor jail with this stupid umbilical leash.
Baby Girl: That's too bad because if you could just take 3 steps further, I'll give you the time of your life.

by authoor June 18, 2006

MS-DOS

An operating system which is also the origin of the name of a notorious family. Acronym for MicroSoft Disk Operating System.

Fundo thought MS-DOS sounded cool, but two wasn't his favorite number, so he changed his last name to something else that was similar to that.

by authOOr August 08, 2006

i'll kill you

"i'll fuck the shit out of you, and enjoy it."

Fundo: Hey lady. Can I bum a cigarette?
Fundita: I'll kill you.
Fundo: Really? Let me go grab a condom.

by authOOr August 23, 2006

second string

A second string is the backup to your primary booty call person. Usually unwanted, they'll make do when the primary person is not around.

Fundo's booty call girl was busy sucking his friend off, so Fundo called up his second string hoe.

by authOOr July 07, 2006

you're crazy, man

It means "I like you." From the movie Old School. When said in slow motion, it means "I really like you."

After getting shot in the jugular with a tranquilizer missile, Fundo said, "You're crazy, man!!" to everyone he met.

by authOOr June 27, 2006

arnus

politically corect spelling of anus.

Fundo wanted arnal sex, but his wife, Fundita, felt like denying him the arnus.

by authOOr October 16, 2006