Fundita: Fundo saw Matt at the strip club.
Fundala: Which strip club?
Fundita: I never asked his preference.
Fundala: Which strip club?
Fundita: I never asked his preference.
by authOOr February 15, 2007
When you crack your fortune cookie open, the fortune crookie takes your fortune and reads it first, so as to make the fortune theirs. Similar to the hamburglar, only with fortune cookies.
Legend has it that the first person to read the fortune, after the cookie has been opened, will own that fortune, unless the fortune is read aloud, by which the fortune becomes no longer valid.
Legend has it that the first person to read the fortune, after the cookie has been opened, will own that fortune, unless the fortune is read aloud, by which the fortune becomes no longer valid.
When Fundo cracked his fortune cookie open, the fortune crookie ran past and grabbed the fortune out of the cookie before Fundo had a chance to read it.
by authOOr June 29, 2006
by authOOr July 11, 2006
Glorg: What the hell is that on your foot?! A third toe?!
Slorg: It's my toe nub.
Glorg: What the hell!?!
Slorg: It's my toe nub.
Glorg: What the hell!?!
by authOOr June 17, 2006
Infamous gang leader and a real killer. The retired dancer with moves like nobody's business. Some say he's a midget. Some say he's a kid. Some say he's a myth. Some say he's a legend. I say he's alive living in the middle of East Bumblefuck, but a little bit south of there.
Fundo: Have you checked out that Little Superstar popping and stopping?
Fundita: That indian midget?
Fundo: I hear he's not even indian at all.
Fundita: Then, what is he?
Fundo: Little Superstarian.
Fundita: That indian midget?
Fundo: I hear he's not even indian at all.
Fundita: Then, what is he?
Fundo: Little Superstarian.
by authOOr October 16, 2006
A bounty hunter is someone who wants to be a cop, but wasn't good enough to become one. As a result, they become stalker snitches.
As a bounty hunter, Fundo followed his sister around until he thought it was time to call police. What a stalker snitch.
by authOOr September 06, 2006
While on the escalator, Fundo used his camera phone to get a photographic sneak peak under the skirt of the female standing 3 steps ahead of him. Fortunately for him, she wasn't wearing panties.
by authOOr July 05, 2006