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Two in the hole. A penis flops out. Turn her around. Spit out a river, using your best hand. That's Poke-her.
Two in the hole. A penis flops out. Turn her around. Spit out a river, using your best hand. That's Hold and Poke-her.
by authOOr August 25, 2006
Get the Hold and Poke-her mug.Blimpo put his hand down his girlfriends pants and exclaimed, "Woah man!!!" when he felt on a cock that wasn't his own.
Blimpo realized that his girlfriend was originally a woah man turned into a woah man.
Blimpo realized that his girlfriend was originally a woah man turned into a woah man.
by authOOr June 19, 2006
Get the woah man mug.The weeks of the month where each day corresponds to each of the deadly sins.
Monday: Wrath. Express it for the start of the week.
Tuesday: Envy. Want what you can't have.
Wednesday: Lust. Sex all day.
Thursday: Pride. Praise yourself.
Friday: Greed. Get money.
Saturday: Gluttony. Eat until you shit.
Sunday: Sloth. Rest
Monday: Wrath. Express it for the start of the week.
Tuesday: Envy. Want what you can't have.
Wednesday: Lust. Sex all day.
Thursday: Pride. Praise yourself.
Friday: Greed. Get money.
Saturday: Gluttony. Eat until you shit.
Sunday: Sloth. Rest
Johnson: How was your week of 7?
Bohnson: Well, I started off by yelling at everyone, then I hated on that rich kid, then I masturbated, then I bragged about my car, then I robbed some fool, then I ate like Kobayashi, then I slept. How 'bout you?
Johnson: Oh...I'll probably do that next week.
Bohnson: Well, I started off by yelling at everyone, then I hated on that rich kid, then I masturbated, then I bragged about my car, then I robbed some fool, then I ate like Kobayashi, then I slept. How 'bout you?
Johnson: Oh...I'll probably do that next week.
by authOOr June 18, 2006
Get the week of 7 mug.When you crack your fortune cookie open, the fortune crookie takes your fortune and reads it first, so as to make the fortune theirs. Similar to the hamburglar, only with fortune cookies.
Legend has it that the first person to read the fortune, after the cookie has been opened, will own that fortune, unless the fortune is read aloud, by which the fortune becomes no longer valid.
Legend has it that the first person to read the fortune, after the cookie has been opened, will own that fortune, unless the fortune is read aloud, by which the fortune becomes no longer valid.
When Fundo cracked his fortune cookie open, the fortune crookie ran past and grabbed the fortune out of the cookie before Fundo had a chance to read it.
by authOOr June 29, 2006
Get the fortune crookie mug.After a long day of hard work, Fundo got home and slept, only to find the Shroud of Fundo on his pillow when he awoke. He thought it was a message from the messiah, but it was really just his dirtface.
by authOOr June 27, 2006
Get the dirtface mug.Fundo: Hey girl, I have X-ray vision.
Girl: Oh really? Then, what's behind door number 1?
Fundo: Come with me and I'll show you.
Girl: Ooooh weee!
Girl: Oh really? Then, what's behind door number 1?
Fundo: Come with me and I'll show you.
Girl: Ooooh weee!
by authOOr June 28, 2006
Get the I have X-ray vision mug.UnderCover Clueless Cokehead. A nickname for the person obviously sniffing lines, but clueless to the fact that people already know about the habit. Usually a cool as hell person until the stereotypes pertaining to cokeheads emerge.
Fundo figured out his wife was UCCC material when he stood by the bathroom door and listened to her sniff lines, and watched her nonchalantly walk out. Fundo didn't care because he knew his wife graduated with honors.
by authOOr July 10, 2006
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