108 definitions by authOOr
Glorg: What the hell is that on your foot?! A third toe?!
Slorg: It's my toe nub.
Glorg: What the hell!?!
Slorg: It's my toe nub.
Glorg: What the hell!?!
by authOOr June 17, 2006
A dick flick is a movie you bring your chick to, which will more than likely get your dick some action during the movie screening.
Fundo thought he was taking his girlfriend to a dick flick, but realized it was a chick flick when she was crying on his shoulder. He then turned the movie into a cry job.
by authOOr June 29, 2006
by authOOr June 29, 2006
The cramp in your left hand that forms from pressing ~, 1, 2, and 3 repeatedly through 10,000 definitions.
by authOOr June 17, 2006
A bounty hunter is someone who wants to be a cop, but wasn't good enough to become one. As a result, they become stalker snitches.
As a bounty hunter, Fundo followed his sister around until he thought it was time to call police. What a stalker snitch.
by authOOr September 6, 2006
While on the escalator, Fundo used his camera phone to get a photographic sneak peak under the skirt of the female standing 3 steps ahead of him. Fortunately for him, she wasn't wearing panties.
by authOOr July 5, 2006
UnderCover Clueless Cokehead. A nickname for the person obviously sniffing lines, but clueless to the fact that people already know about the habit. Usually a cool as hell person until the stereotypes pertaining to cokeheads emerge.
Fundo figured out his wife was UCCC material when he stood by the bathroom door and listened to her sniff lines, and watched her nonchalantly walk out. Fundo didn't care because he knew his wife graduated with honors.
by authOOr July 11, 2006