When you crack your fortune cookie open, the fortune crookie takes your fortune and reads it first, so as to make the fortune theirs. Similar to the hamburglar, only with fortune cookies.
Legend has it that the first person to read the fortune, after the cookie has been opened, will own that fortune, unless the fortune is read aloud, by which the fortune becomes no longer valid.
Legend has it that the first person to read the fortune, after the cookie has been opened, will own that fortune, unless the fortune is read aloud, by which the fortune becomes no longer valid.
When Fundo cracked his fortune cookie open, the fortune crookie ran past and grabbed the fortune out of the cookie before Fundo had a chance to read it.
by authOOr June 29, 2006
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Glorg: What the hell is that on your foot?! A third toe?!
Slorg: It's my toe nub.
Glorg: What the hell!?!
Slorg: It's my toe nub.
Glorg: What the hell!?!
by authOOr June 17, 2006
A dick flick is a movie you bring your chick to, which will more than likely get your dick some action during the movie screening.
Fundo thought he was taking his girlfriend to a dick flick, but realized it was a chick flick when she was crying on his shoulder. He then turned the movie into a cry job.
by authOOr June 29, 2006
A bounty hunter is someone who wants to be a cop, but wasn't good enough to become one. As a result, they become stalker snitches.
As a bounty hunter, Fundo followed his sister around until he thought it was time to call police. What a stalker snitch.
by authOOr September 06, 2006