in love

When all other plans to get laid don't work, and you don't want to rape a bitch, you are in love, with hopes of increasing your chances of getting laid.

Fundo tried many different techniques to have sex with his girlfriend, including advice from dating newsletters, as well as dating tips from friends. Because Fundo did not want to rape a bitch, he told his girlfriend he was in love. Suddenly, there were women jumping his bones by the hour.

by auth00r June 19, 2006

hiptop

The belt, used by females, of which it's purpose is anything but to hold up pants.

Fundo wondered why his girlfriend wore a hiptop when her jeans were always so tight fitting.

by auth00r June 20, 2006

pimp cut

The percentage of money owed to a pimp from his hoe.

Fundo wasn't getting his pimp cut, so he had to choke a bitch.

by auth00r June 20, 2006

poker face

While trying to put it in her mouth, you poke her face on the cheek, forehead, or under the left eye.

Fundo tried to put it in her mouth, but he kept on missing the hole. She had the poker face.

by auth00r June 20, 2006