auth00r's definitions

hiptop

The belt, used by females, of which it's purpose is anything but to hold up pants.

Fundo wondered why his girlfriend wore a hiptop when her jeans were always so tight fitting.

by auth00r June 20, 2006

pants

A penis to dyslexicons.

I asked the stripper to dance on my pants, but she said she didn't like to rub on denim.

by auth00r June 20, 2006

dyslexicon

A feared enemy of the Aubotots and the Deceptinocs. They transform words into the secret language of dyslexia.

Optisum Prime defeated Metagron, but Dyslexicon defecated them both.

by auth00r June 20, 2006

miss conception

The lady that tries to tie you down by repeated attempts to have your baby against your will.

Fundo's girlfriend turned into Miss Conception when she wouldn't let him pull out.

by auth00r June 20, 2006