auth00r's definitions

pwns

The misspelling of penis.

Fundo: Hey bitch. Feel my pwns!
bitch: Feel it yourself.

by auth00r June 20, 2006

fake hoe

The bitch that flirts with you and plays with your mind, but when it comes down to it, she never has time.

Turnipa acted like such a hoe, but when she wasn't giving up the goods, I realized she was a fake hoe.

by auth00r June 20, 2006

relationship whore

The bitch that wants to start relationships for the purpose of giving your friends amazing sex.

Fundo thought he was pimping his relationship whore, until he found out that he wasn't getting his pimp cut.

by auth00r June 20, 2006

hiptop

The belt, used by females, of which it's purpose is anything but to hold up pants.

Fundo wondered why his girlfriend wore a hiptop when her jeans were always so tight fitting.

by auth00r June 20, 2006