aubrun bovine of moist hollows's definitions

bar street taco

When a woman sprays perfume over her vagina in a hurry before clubbing instead of taking the time wash it in the shower

Jennifer was in a hurry to meet the girls to go on a pub crawl so instead of showering she just made a bar street taco

by aubrun bovine of moist hollows October 4, 2016

vagina greed

When a man wants vagina to the point it's almost insane or dangerous

Whoa! he fucked your mom and your sister and every woman that worked at wal-mart that's vagina greed who needs that much?

by aubrun bovine of moist hollows May 31, 2015

Bar Street Taco

When a woman just puts a little perfume on her vagina before a night out clubbing or going to bars instead of taking a shower and washing her vagina.

Jennifer didn't want to take the time for a shower before going out with the girls, so she thought the next best thing to do would be make a Bar Street Taco.

by aubrun bovine of moist hollows October 9, 2016

juggle jerking

switching hands often during masturbation sometimes making gestures with the free hand

sometimes my right hand gets tired so I have to start juggle jerking to keep things going

by aubrun bovine of moist hollows October 1, 2014

warrensburg missouri meat surprise

when a guy lies about the size of his dick over and over until it's time to "show me" and the surprise is that he lied

oh don't let that guy fool you he only has a warrensburg missouri Meat surprise

by aubrun bovine of moist hollows August 21, 2014

intoxicapable

The measure that defines the things you are capable of under intoxication

yes I can cook and clean while I drink I'm intoxicapable

by aubrun bovine of moist hollows May 5, 2015

batmanned out

when your pants and/or underwear are so tight that people can see your cock and balls in them

Ugh did you see how that guy was all batmanned out at the store?

by aubrun bovine of moist hollows May 2, 2015