assman's definitions
A special kind of tampon that is shot out of a gun (called a tam-pod) and is launched into another woman's vagina at 795 TPM (tampons per minute) this helps those sudden attacks of nasty smelling blood shooting out of your crotch!
SHIT, THERES BLOOD SHOOTING OUT OF MY VAGINA, WHO WANTS TO USE THE TAM-POD AND SHOOT A TAMPI INTO it?
by assman February 22, 2004
Get the tampimug. by Assman August 24, 2003
Get the ballsdeepmug. 
Get the steelicksmug. by assman February 10, 2004
Get the booger bearsmug. 
Call it Skarmbliss, BlissSkarm, Scarmory/Blisey, Metazord, METAKNIGHTDYNABLADE, fugly egg and metal chicken, this pocket monster is a threat to we Pokemon Trainers' lifes. When we meet Johto Pokemon, we also saw new techniques used by those new Pokemon. The RBY era of Speed and CHing was over. However, a new monster invaded our peaceful lifes - known as the mighty BlissSkarm. Some trainers, probably by illegal ways, tamed those beasts and used them in battles. The result was shocking - Nothing could stand in the way of that mighty Pokemon. But some Pokemon evolved to face with the deadly creature as well.
by Assman March 11, 2005
Get the skarmblissmug. by assman March 7, 2004
Get the asstalkmug.