Not my circus not my monkey’s

A phrase that is used NONE racial but to let someone know you have nothing to do with the situation and it’s not their business

Why is the night crew not getting their stock up on the shelves before their shift ends?

Not my circus not my monkey’s

by ashane October 07, 2019

Smag

It’s opposite of pre-cum. It’s what comes out after you bust a nut

Babe get down there and suck the smag off my pecker.

Damn I forgot to wipe the smag off and got it all over my boxers

by ashane February 06, 2019

Rearsthesia

When you experience your butt and legs falling asleep due to sitting on toliet to long

I was looking up something on ebay while taking a crap before I knew it I got rearsthesia and could bearly get off toliet much less walk.

by ashane June 02, 2015

Moose Muffin

A fat vagina with moose knuckles instead of camel toes

Damn man she got the moose muffin going on

She ain’t got beef curtains bro she’s got a moose muffin

by ashane May 22, 2018

puddy cods

Freshly shaved balls.

Babe if your going to shave your balls tonight please do not sleep naked. I dont want your puddy cods sticking to my back.

I'll tea bag it as long as you have puddy cods.

by ashane November 15, 2016

April McCue

Google:

coolest girl in Athens

April McCue

Dude my sister said if you Google coolest girl in Athens she pops up let’s just see..........dude no shit the coolest girl in Athens is April McCue!

Why is she the coolest?

Read it bro like she even has URBAN DICTIONARY MENTIONED!!!!

That’s cool man!

by ashane March 10, 2020

Vampire fags

Gay group of men who like to stay up all night and sleep during the day. Mostly common in furries

We have to wait til dark to go visit the vampire fags.

My brother and his boyfriends are vampire fags so we can’t see them until the sun goes down.

“Does your brother and his boyfriends get mad when you call them vampire fags?”
“No as long as I put vampire in front of fag it doesn’t offend them.”

by ashane January 15, 2018