bad religion

One of the most boring bands of all time. This band has a million songs and they all sound the same: sing along lyrics with scientific terms thrown in to show that the singer is one smart mofo.
I got dragged to a Bad Religion show in Austin in 1992 and hated every second of it.
by arrow_keys August 03, 2005
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clean yo kitchen

Black folks' slang for to trim the hair around the upper neck area.
(Young black male walks into the house)
Mom: Son you need to clean yo kitchen
Son: Aight den I'll go to the babashop tamarra
by arrow_keys September 27, 2005
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squatty body

A girl that is short and has a thick, big butt but is otherwise pretty skinny. They wear jeans a lot and they look really good in them.
by arrow_keys September 28, 2005
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MTVmo

Bands with "day"s in their name are an easy indicator: Taking Back Sunday, Saves the Day, Thursday. If it was the 80s these bands would have been heavy metal bands. If it was the 70s, they would be disco groups. They would have been Pearl Jam in the 1990s. They all sound the same. Snottyish vocals, poppy rythms, lyrics that admit to being loser-ish. They bear no resemblance to authentic emo groups like Rites of Spring, Moss Icon and Heroin.
What MTVmo group will they manufacture next?
by arrow_keys September 06, 2005
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Emo

A word people who are old like me come to urbandictionary.com to define so they can point out how they were emo fans before most people looking at this site were in elementary school.
Old Person #1: Have you heard what people nowadays call 'emo'?

Old Person #2: Yeah its so weird. I woulda called them Green Day clones back in '92.

Old Person #1: Them was the days.

Old Person #2: Yeah. I'm gonna go make fun of emo on urbandictionary. People will think I'm an old creep in a young person's world.
by arrow_keys August 03, 2005
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Ashen

The dry condition black folks' skin gets in when they need some lotion.
Dayum I gettin all ashen. I need some Vasaline Intensive Care.
by arrow_keys September 27, 2005
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Tattoo

An image or word(s) that a person or animal get permanently injected under their skin. Tattoos help identify lost or missing animals, like brands used to. On humans they are usually jokes, ugly, and they tend to identify the wearer as trailer trash. Hopefully, after a certain amount of time, the human regrets the tattoo and has it removed.
Me: Thank God my dog has a tattoo on her inner lip. She could have been unidentifiable at the pound and eventually euthanized.

Never Me in a Million Years: Why on earth did get this star tattoo back in 2003? It seemed so neat at the time. Bah.
by arrow_keys August 03, 2005
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