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Room 217

the room from stephen king's the shining, in the movie some idiot forgot the number and changed it to 237.
to get cabin fever, like the guy in the shining did and get angry at people in the building
a room that has something gross in it(in the book it had a decomposing cadaver)
danny? yes o'halloran? don't go into room 217
oh shit, the cat left a real room 217 situation in there!
yeah dane went real room 217 on us last night, he broke the switch controller when we were playing smash
by armageddon ham February 12, 2020
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Nowhere At The Millennium Of Space

Nowhere At The Millennium Of Space is an album, in similar tone to The Caretaker's Everywhere At The End Of Time, that explores dementia, its effects, and its totality. It's distinguished from Everywhere At The End Of Time in that rather than using music from the 1920's to 1940's, it uses music from the 1960's to 1980's, making it feel much more modern.
'I just finished listening to Everywhere At The End Of Time, depressing stuff.'
'Yeah? Some total chads made a version of that with music from the 60's, 70's and 80's, it's called Nowhere At The Millennium Of Space'
by armageddon ham March 30, 2021
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Mud People

1. A term describing people with a poop fetish
2. Those wankers from L4D2 that crawl around in the swamp levels.
3. A racist slang term for black people(rare).
"I'm going to hang out with Emily and Dave tonight, wanna come? No way dude, Emily and Dave are mud people."
"SHIT, WE GOT MUD PEOPLE, ANYONE HAVE ADRENALINE OR PILLS!?"
"Son, you know that I don't want you hanging around them mud people."
by armageddon ham March 26, 2020
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Vsauce

A hivemind comprising 3 geniuses, all united under the D!NG project, you may be asking, is Vsauce an actual sauce? Maybe. You may also be asking, how can I experience this 'Vsauce'? Well watching Vsauce is something you can Do, !Online Now Guys.
Person 1: What if everybody jumped at once?
Person 2: Vsauce1 already talked about that
by armageddon ham September 15, 2020
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FUBAR

(adjective)
Pronounced Fooh-Bahr, short for Fucked Up Beyond Repair
Examples include the American voting system, the economy, and the brains of baby boomers
This shit is way beyond FUBAR!
Dude America is FUBAR.
Those capitalist pigs are FUBAR, don't you agree comrade?
by armageddon ham December 22, 2020
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Quaranta Giorni

Italian for 14 days, how long ships would have to stay docked during the black death. Be honest, you heard it from Russel in Half-Life: Alyx.
Alyx: I don't actually know that much about the quarantine zone
Russel: Well the word 'quarantine' comes from the word quaranta giorni, which is how long ships would have to stay docked during the black death.
by armageddon ham September 26, 2020
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Crowbar

Absolutely one of the most useful tools to have, it can be used as a weapon on account of being heavier than a bat but still slender enough to not be a fucking club. They range in size, but they universally have two sides: One for prying out nails, and another one for more blunt leverage. The side that pries out nails is incredibly effective as a weapon, being able to inflict cuts that a simple knife cannot match. If you use this properly, you are a chad among chads. It's also great for prying stuff open and ripping stuff off.

No wonder Gordon Freeman kicks ass with it.
Anarchist 1: Hey! You got a crowbar, don't you!
Anarchist 2: Yeah, I ordered mine off the internet.
Anarchist 1: Damn, all I got is a knife I duct taped to a pipe.
by armageddon ham September 29, 2020
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