argusm's definitions

remnants

Small pieces of faecal matter that remain in the toilet bowl after it has been flushed. Immortalised in the TV show "Allie McBeal" by John Cage:
(explaining his remote control toilet flusher)
John "The Biscuit" Cage: Sometimes people leave in haste, forget to flush. Other times, there are residual remnants. I like a fresh bowl.
John "The Biscuit" Cage: My regularity's easily thrown. Unclean bowls... trouble me.
John "The Biscuit" Cage: I like a fresh bowl and remnants upset me.

The diarrhoea was so bad no matter how hard I flushed some remnants surfaced in the bowl

by argusm June 7, 2007

aarghasm

An unpleasant orgasm because of pain, fear of pregnancy, disease or embarassment

My rubber broke when I was shafting this poxy whore causing me to have an aarghasm

by argusm June 7, 2007

see Alice

Sounds the same as Cialis - what you say when you have problems getting an erection

My cock won't get hard - I'll have to see Alice

by argusm June 7, 2007