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god given meat

An overexagerated term for a penis. This term implies that not only does said penis exist, but that God himself gave it to the owner.

Someone who is proud of his (or hers?) penis would use this term.
I will smite you with my God given meat, in the name of all things holy!
by Argonak August 14, 2008
mugGet the god given meatmug.

The Rack

noun:

A device to which a victim is strapped by their hands and feet, and then they are stretched opposite ways, so as to cause the dislocation of several body parts, and eventual tearing of the body.
The Rack can also be used to relieve back pain.
by Argonak April 12, 2008
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S.H.A.M.O.O.

Acronym:

Subterrainian Homoerotic Aquatic Midget Obese Obsenity.

This is a very appaling term to use on anyone...
Some people say that Travis is S.H.A.M.O.O...I don't know if I believe it though.
by Argonak April 19, 2008
mugGet the S.H.A.M.O.O.mug.

Brazen Bull

A particularly nasty torture/execution device.

A hollow bull is cast entirely out of brass with a door on the side. After the condemed was placed inside, the door was closed and a fire was set underneath the bull. This caused the bottom of the bull to become "red-hot" and thus burning/roasting the victim.

The head of the ox was designed with a complex system of tubes and stops so that the prisoner's screams were converted into sounds like the bellowing of an infuriated bull.
Combine the horrors of claustraphobia, suffocation, and burning at the stake, and you have the brazen bull. This is some fucked up shit.
by Argonak April 12, 2008
mugGet the Brazen Bullmug.

raging cock

1. A penis that is so erect,veiny, and powerful looking, that it can be said that it is "raging" or very angry.

2. An angry rooster (male chicken.)
After taking a double dose of viagra, the man was admited into the hospital with a case of raging cock.
by Argonak August 14, 2008
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barbed surprise

When prior to sexual intercourse (more often non-consensual then consensual)a man wraps his man meat in barbed or razor wire.

This inflicts massive damage to the orfices that the perpetrator decides to defile with his god rod.
"My penis hurts so much after I gave Joseph a barbed surprise...but it was worth it."
by Argonak April 15, 2008
mugGet the barbed surprisemug.

slipmeister

noun:

1. Literaly, a master of slipping. However, most often not associated with the act of slipping and falling, but rather the act of "slipping in" or "sneaking around".
The class had started 5 minutes ago, but Mr.Khoruzhenko slips into class undetected by the teacher.

A student whispers: "What a slipmeister..."
by Argonak April 11, 2008
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